Mako Vlazkov's Questions

Post » Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:47 am

To name a few:

Why does irradiated water from a filthy sink grant more HP per second than pure water from a clean, white sink?

Why are there no prosttutes in the Wrangler? Are a ghoulette, a homosixual gentleman, and a repurposed protectron my only choices?

Why do all the Gomorrah prosttutes comment on my astounding sixyness but are unable to be persuaded into bedding?

Why must Mako Vlazkov carry away corpses to be consumed? You would think cannibals would be more accepted in a world such as Fallout.

Why can only well-experienced speakers be scary? I am of the opinion that a soul-lacking (CHR=1) cannibalistic gunman, whom makes a habit of immediately murdering unpleasant people, is terribly frightening.

Finally, where is the Chinese influence? It was all over DC, and although not as such a strategic area for secret operations, Las Vegas and Hoover Dam would still be strategic locations for Chinese operations.
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They had tried to nuke them to oblivion, only to be stopped by Mr. H

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Post » Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:17 am

Apologies for double-post but I have only a PS3 Internet Browser, which limits the length of text.

Why don't the FoTA doctors heal me?

TV's on unicycles with missile shoulders and gun-bearing accordion arms? Was Mr. House experimenting with certain herbal concoctions?

Why does Commander Kill-All keep insulting my aim when I snipe [censored]es from beyond perception?

No-Bark Noonan... I say he is the Prophet of Hilarious Dialogue, who's with me?

Shouldn't a mini-nuke weigh a hundred or so kilograms?
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Post » Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:46 am

Apologies for double-post but I have only a PS3 Internet Browser, which limits the length of text.

Why don't the FoTA doctors heal me?

TV's on unicycles with missile shoulders and gun-bearing accordion arms? Was Mr. House experimenting with certain herbal concoctions?

Why does Commander Kill-All keep insulting my aim when I snipe [censored]es from beyond perception?

No-Bark Noonan... I say he is the Prophet of Hilarious Dialogue, who's with me?

Shouldn't a mini-nuke weigh a hundred or so kilograms?

No-Bark and the Forecaster should team up
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Post » Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:12 am

I would like to add two question [and rather dumb one's], please, don't throw stones at me;
1) Are there children in F:NV?
2) Are they killable / edible?

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Post » Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:34 am

I would like to add two question [and rather dumb one's], please, don't throw stones at me;
1) Are there children in F:NV?
2) Are they killable / edible?




1: Yes

2: No
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Post » Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:51 am

Water: Irradiated water has more minerals in it. Better for the kidneys. Also, it makes the cells in your body work overtime.

prosttutes: Assume the Position, Sir.

Gomorrah: They are there for the tease, obviously.

Cannibals: Chowing down on a corspe is a messy affair. Common courtesy requires you to keep out of sight - just like when going to the loo.

Speaking/Scariness: Bad speakers just sound stupid when trying to be scary via words. You have to know the right way to say it for the words to have the power/influence.

Chinese: After the (spoilered part), the Chinese were too busy stretching resources to fight higher-priority targets. The Hoover dam was busted anyway, the NCR had to repair it.

FoTA: They try to cultivate the apocalypse of your body.

Securitrons MkII: Much better than Gutsies/Robobrains/Mr. Handies.

Kill-All: You didn't hit the target right between the eyes. Lousy aim, man.

Mini-Nuke: Not really, the explosion is extremely small, after all.
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Post » Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:42 pm

To name a few:

1. Why does irradiated water from a filthy sink grant more HP per second than pure water from a clean, white sink?

2. Why are there no prosttutes in the Wrangler? Are a ghoulette, a homosixual gentleman, and a repurposed protectron my only choices?

3. Why do all the Gomorrah prosttutes comment on my astounding sixyness but are unable to be persuaded into bedding?

4. Why must Mako Vlazkov carry away corpses to be consumed? You would think cannibals would be more accepted in a world such as Fallout.

5. Why can only well-experienced speakers be scary? I am of the opinion that a soul-lacking (CHR=1) cannibalistic gunman, whom makes a habit of immediately murdering unpleasant people, is terribly frightening.

6. Finally, where is the Chinese influence? It was all over DC, and although not as such a strategic area for secret operations, Las Vegas and Hoover Dam would still be strategic locations for Chinese operations.
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They had tried to nuke them to oblivion, only to be stopped by Mr. H


1. Maybe irradiated is more filling.

2. The regular prosttutes probably quit after being introduced to Fisto.

3. Bad game design.

4. Yeah I dunno why but somewhere along the way it's suddenly "bad" or "evil" to eat off an enemy you've killed, what's better really? That my tummy is filled or that a bunch of maggots or Cazadors tummies are filled?

5. Plothole game design.

6. Houses six-bots probably scared them all away.

Apologies for double-post but I have only a PS3 Internet Browser, which limits the length of text.

7. Why don't the FoTA doctors heal me?

8. TV's on unicycles with missile shoulders and gun-bearing accordion arms? Was Mr. House experimenting with certain herbal concoctions?

9. Why does Commander Kill-All keep insulting my aim when I snipe [censored]es from beyond perception?

10. No-Bark Noonan... I say he is the Prophet of Hilarious Dialogue, who's with me?

11. Shouldn't a mini-nuke weigh a hundred or so kilograms?

7. They don't? They do me.

8. If you've seen him in person you might see that he isn't all there.

9. Commander Kill-All?

10. Nah I'd vote for Raul or Ghost.

11. Nah, radiation magic sprinkled some green star-dust on 'em and enchanted them all with feather magic.
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Post » Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:45 am

I call Boone Commander Kill-All, for he does so.
I mean there were NO prosttutes ever.
Radiation healing? Better for cells? It isnt bacteria, radiation in your body is the equivalent of a grenade in a computer, it most likely wont help
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