» Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:13 am
Why do I love energy weapons? Let me count the ways! Zap! Zorch! Sphoosh! Fizz! Whirr-bzzt! FOOM! WOOSH! FzCRACK! Sizzle! Pop! mmmmmmMMMMMplu! And all the other wonderful sounds they make!
I love the way they vaporize my enemy's armor, flesh, and bone, unlike a gun, which leaves this messy pile of guts and blood all over. Do you know how long it takes to clean that out of the rug? (I'll admit, using plasma forces me to replace the rug, and some of the floor. But it's worth it for the glow!)
I love using glowing plasma-goo leftovers to blaze a trail behind me in the dark, so I can always see where I've been already.
I love not having to carry a different pile of ammo for every weapon, and being able to smoothly convert all my ammo from one type to the other, to fill in supply gaps.
Did I mention the noises? I really love the noises!
I'd like to mention the noises again.
Just one more time about the noises.
I love the versatility of the weapons, especially the Laser Rifle, which smoothly acts as a perfect battle rifle. Good range, high accuracy, good capacity, excellent rate of fire, solid firepower.
I love the generally high rate of fire for them.
I love the glowy bits on them.
I love that the BoS doesn't think people can be trusted with them. (It is true that in F1/F2/Tactics, they were generally very powerful in comparison to other weapons, especially on a shot-for-shot comparison...so the BoS has a point.)
I love setting enemies on fire.
I love dreaming of the day that I can get my mitts on a plasma-flamer!
I love only getting shot at by them rarely, unlike guns, which seem to have a grudge against me.
And one final hurrah for the noises!