The little spawn camper
sitting in the shade,
is about to be introduced to my frigid blade.

The fact that his team is on the other side of the map
and is sitting here, I say "What the crap?

I know that I'm kicking him so very bad
why doesn't he quit? He seems very mad...

Does he really think he can defeat me?
I don't think so- well, at least not without knees.

I guess he doesn't realize it, but he's not gonna win
As I gut him like a cornish game hen. (lol reference)

Just 30 seconds left, and yet he still persists
with a new sniper rifle *BOOM*- "You Missed!"

10 seconds left, "I think he gave up!"
*BOOM* with 2 seconds left, he kills me- "lolwut?"

at the end of game lobby, I look at his score, just for the heck of it:
1 kill, 36 deaths, 2000 XP... and best medic?

NOTE: I really did think this up in about 20 minutes. Ode to an Idiot was less than 10.

PM me some ideas you have! I'm good at thinking up writing material, but not ideas. I think I'll make these every few days, provided I get the ideas.

There are blades in Brink?

That's what you use when you melee with a pistol.

you have a true gift my friend.

Grammar Nazi-ism? :tongue:

Cool story, bro.

lol another great one

Spawn camping is impossible to do in Brink. The maps are too well crafted to allow it. Blasphemy.

CCity- for both sides. Its hard to spawn camp the Resistance, but very easy to camp the Security. Try not to change the subject on this, and leave a hate comment or a love comment? Kthxbai!