So here is an infactual speculative unofficial story of the making of Brink in short


[Bethesda to Splash Damage]

Before release;
"Do what you can with it make it the best you can, dont worry about them 2 maps or the rest of it you dont have enough time just finish off do what you can with this lot, and its being released *this date*
We know the games gonna be cr@p and unfinished with little content so instead of putting extra money towards development than we already have or making the servers better we will do a ton of advertsing and make amazing cinematics trailers, you hype it up as much as possible and make bold statements or promises, it doesnt matter if they're not true or are BS we just need sales, and get people wanting to pre order it and buy it or the game wont sell half as much. And oh cr@p LA Noir is coming out on the same day.... hey guys drop your pens were releasing it 10 days early or were screwed for money, we'll just tell eveyone we finsihed early."


"Then when it all goes t1ts up [which it will] you guys hurry up and finish those 2 other maps we were meant to have in the game and also finish the rest of the game as much as you can while your at it, and we can tell all the dissapointed poeple [becasue there will be] that we are giving away a 'free' DLC for the problems they are goingto experience the first few weeks because we havent tested it right yet to try and make them feel better and get a few on our side. Ino its a BETA guys but lets just make people think this is an example of a finished game, who cares if no ones gonna be on it after its out we will have our money."



After release;
"Right guys the games out, its got some bad reviews obviously, lots of people are p#ssed and its not wroking online, but hey who cares we sold quite a few copies well done lol. Theres already been thousands traded in but it doesnt matter thats less people we will haveto to try and make happy. Right lets announce that these maps and stuff that were meant to be in the game are comming out for 'free' as a good gesture So hurry up and finish them, when shall we say... we'll say they're comming out in june, But we will say planned so people wont get so p1ssed off when they dont come out becasue we know they wont"


"Ok were half way through june, how are you doing on the rest of the game guys? need to hurry up and get it in for confirmation at Sony/Microsoft. Lol everyone will probably be expecting this to arrive before the end of june XD what idiots lol. We'll just sit here and say nothing till near the end of june they dont need to know, then well give them a few pictures that have been photoshopped and tell them what else was meant to be in the game and say it will be out in early july, but we will say 'slated' and 'expected' because were not sure if thats gonna happen."


"Hey guys, ok its the end of June we havent got it out yet obviously lol wev'e only just got it in for confirmation at Sony/Microsoft, weve told everyone its to be expected in early july so we'll sit back and chill for abit and wait to see when it can go live.
Ok guys its 10 days left till the end of early july and Microsoft/Sony have got their lists ready in advanced like usual to whats going on their marketplaces and the DLC and update isnt going to be out... we'll just have to wait Oh but the people who play the game expecting it to come out dont need to know this, we just wont tell them and let them think its coming out. lol who cares weve had all the money were getting off this game, hey maybe we say nothing and more people leave!!! that way we have less demand and people complaining and less to worry about."


"Ok its the end of early july guys people are p1ssed off and wondering where the DLC is, and people want to know what the hell is going on and want and update and are also p1ssed we havent updated them, lets just keep quiet lol, its funny. Hey more people are leaving its working maybe we can diminish the player base even more so that in the future we dont haveto worry about as many patches or as much attention to the game atall and get on with other things because we aint getting any more money off this game, who cares about the people who actually play it"

Sounds like what a stereotypical company would do... Only time will tell if we're getting anything before August (or by Thursday).

Infactual isn't a word...

Then look at it how you like and read it how you want to read it. simple's

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Wwwwhat? "Simple's"? You mean "Simple's as simple says?"

Another 'unreal' word, simple's, its simple with an s on the end pronnounced simpalls or simpels well I gues you can work that out yourself, its form england on an advert for a website and well known, basicly it means its simple or just simple lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTSCUYcp20A

Anyway, this isn't about arguing about words not in the dictionary, its a fake 'infactual' unofficial story on the making and minds of the people behind Brink the game

How is any of it constructive at all? I don't see how this adds anything of value to the forums. It just seems like trolling and baiting by spoofing.

Being as how the only point of this was to get some kind of reaction, don't give him the benefit and ignore him. If the whole forum puts this newb on their ignore list, we won't have to deal with his crap anymore.

In fact, can we make that an unofficial forum rule? Just block him.

Its just a speculative story, dont read it if you dont like it, this is general Brink discussion

I lolled