The Brink Forums, and how they are Generally Used : Othor Games

» Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:16 pm

The Brink community-
like any other game
is filled with whining idiots
than only seem to complain.

They say "Where's the DLC? We want it NOW!"
While the reasonable ones say "Jeez! Don't have a cow!".

They go from DLC news to restauraunt anologies (You know who you are)
Then the trolls swarm around the topic like a bunch of angry bees.

Sure, it's not as bad as COD, what with all the 12 year olds-
But we still have the problem OF ALL THE F&#*!#& TROLLS!

Sometimes you get a previously answered stupid post-
"Security or Resistance- who do you prefer the most?".

Then there's the vent post, filled with nothing but rage-
"OMFG THAT LITTLE KID IS PROBABLY HALF MY AGE!"

To the unintelligible foreign 10-year-old post-
"Y z my chractr alwas host?".

Rarely you come across a post that actually makes you think
but more often than not, you end up getting called a 'fink'.

Yes, the Brink forums,
more dysfunctional than fun
can still manage to hold great posts...
like this one.(?)

Keep up the suggestions! This one was a bit of a challenge, but I managed to pull it out of my butt in 40 minutes. Engoi!

» Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:35 am

ha ha ha that one was genius and seriously funny man. your best one yet stan. 10/10.

» Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:13 am

The Brink community-
like any other game
is filled with whining idiots
than only seem to complain.

They say "Where's the DLC? We want it NOW!"
While the reasonable ones say "Jeez! Don't have a cow!".

They go from DLC news to restauraunt anologies (You know who you are)
Then the trolls swarm around the topic like a bunch of angry bees.

Sure, it's not as bad as COD, what with all the 12 year olds-
But we still have the problem OF ALL THE F&#*!#& TROLLS!

Sometimes you get a previously answered stupid post-
"Security or Resistance- who do you prefer the most?".

Then there's the vent post, filled with nothing but rage-
"OMFG THAT LITTLE KID IS PROBABLY HALF MY AGE!"

To the unintelligible foreign 10-year-old post-
"Y z my chractr alwas host?".

Rarely you come across a post that actually makes you think
but more often than not, you end up getting called a 'fink'.

Yes, the Brink forums,
more dysfunctional than fun
can still manage to hold great posts...
like this one.(?)

Keep up the suggestions! This one was a bit of a challenge, but I managed to pull it out of my butt in 40 minutes. Engoi!

The Brink community-
Like not many other games
filled with dissapointed customers
that have the right to complain.

They say "why wont you update us or let us know"
While the real trolls say "why dont you shut up and leave just get up and go!"

People try and defend the rightful complaints
It seems they are held by SD/Bethesda in head restraints

Sure we dont have kids running around cursing
But we still have Trolls trolling the complainers

Now and then you see a relevent post
But theres too many complaint and DLC posts that customers want to know about the most

Sometimes you see a post with people p1ssed off
Because the game they bought has a company behind it who must eat out a troff

People have bad grammer but nobody cares
Its not a book you'll only read it once, these people come in more than pairs

Yes Brink forums
More delusional than my mother who thinks shes not drunk on rum
With someone's cr@p poems that belong up your bum

Dont suggest anything, this was not a challenge, its just a cr@p poem, it only took 4 minutes, any more and I would think I was a young boy

» Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:28 pm

Fail troll fails. If the internet every taught me anything, it's that 'sticks and stones my break my bones, but names and faces make emos cry'. And I'm no emo- I'm just and intelligent person that has a strange affinity for writing poems. And writing them quite fast.

And allow me to quote a line or two from my poem:

"Sure, it's not as bad as COD, what with all the 12 year olds-
But we still have the problem OF ALL THE F&#*!#& TROLLS!"

» Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:54 am

Fail troll fails. If the internet every taught me anything, it's that 'sticks and stones my break my bones, but names and faces make emos cry'. And I'm no emo- I'm just and intelligent person that has a strange affinity for writing poems. And writing them quite fast.

And allow me to quote a line or two from my poem:

"Sure, it's not as bad as COD, what with all the 12 year olds-
But we still have the problem OF ALL THE F&#*!#& TROLLS!"

you tell him like it is stan. i'd rather read your poems than his repeats of where's ma DLC bore-fest.

» Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:18 am

Fail troll fails. If the internet every taught me anything, it's that 'sticks and stones my break my bones, but names and faces make emos cry'. And I'm no emo- I'm just and intelligent person that has a strange affinity for writing poems. And writing them quite fast.

And allow me to quote a line or two from my poem:

"Sure, it's not as bad as COD, what with all the 12 year olds-
But we still have the problem OF ALL THE F&#*!#& TROLLS!"

But there aren't that many trolls on these forums.... ^^;

» Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:18 pm

But there aren't that many trolls on these forums.... ^^;

1 troll is one too many.
Doesn't matter now, as I'm ignoring him.

» Wed Jul 20, 2011 5:16 pm

1 troll is one too many.

I don't see any trolls.
Pretty sure Nigel there is just frustrated with this game, and all the people who defend it oh so simply. (Pretty clearly shown there in his satirical retread of your poetry.)

I'm sure he had the same problem I did with your latest poem, was that it wasn't clever or funny. It just basically bashed others. (Particularly those who complain about the game, such as yours truly.) Though while I had the good sense to let it be, he didn't really.

Also; just read the poem you did on body types. That one was great.

» Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:00 am

Fail troll fails. If the internet every taught me anything, it's that 'sticks and stones my break my bones, but names and faces make emos cry'. And I'm no emo- I'm just and intelligent person that has a strange affinity for writing poems. And writing them quite fast.

And allow me to quote a line or two from my poem:

"Sure, it's not as bad as COD, what with all the 12 year olds-
But we still have the problem OF ALL THE F&#*!#& TROLLS!"

Im sorry, but neither was my post trolling or trying to troll, its just a standard poem. I dont know what your sticks and stones anology has anything to do with this, and again Im sorry but anyone of average intelligence can write a simple poem, sure you can if you want, but it doesnt make you very intelligent with poems like that, and I don't think 40 minutes for a very standard primary school poem like that is fast lol... and seeming it was challenging for you and took you that long I would think you were of lower than average intelligence....

There arent many Trolls on these forums, just trolls Trolling the complainers. And if anything you are encouraging to troll yourself by directing things at people by saying things like

"The Brink community-
like any other game
is filled with whining idiots
than only seem to complain."

"They go from DLC news to restauraunt anologies (You know who you are)
Then the trolls swarm around the topic like a bunch of angry bees."

If there were trolls here then this is a topic that they would swarm around like hungry bee's... lol hypocrite.

» Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:00 am

I don't see any trolls.
Pretty sure Nigel there is just frustrated with this game, and all the people who defend it oh so simply. (Pretty clearly shown there in his satirical retread of your poetry.)

I'm sure he had the same problem I did with your latest poem, was that it wasn't clever or funny. It just basically bashed others. (Particularly those who complain about the game, such as yours truly.) Though while I had the good sense to let it be, he didn't really.

Also; just read the poem you did on body types. That one was great.

Don't really see how it bashed anyone, but okay, I'll be sure to keep that sort of stuff out of future ones.
BTW, I didn't think that my body types one was all that great. Might have to do a re-write of it to make it a bit longer.

» Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:16 am

The Brink community-
like any other game
is filled with whining idiots
than only seem to complain.

Indirectly calling people idiots, whiny ones at that. While not to bad, it's not too much of a stretch to link into calling someone a idiot. You see?

Don't really see how it bashed anyone, but okay, I'll be sure to keep that sort of stuff out of future ones.
BTW, I didn't think that my body types one was all that great. Might have to do a re-write of it to make it a bit longer.

The one about the Light was really the best. Though the way your poems are I keep expecting haiku's.

» Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:50 am

those last few posts really sums up stans poem. lol.

» Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:54 am

Indirectly calling people idiots, whiny ones at that. While not to bad, it's not too much of a stretch to link into calling someone a idiot. You see?

Every forum has it's idiots. I wasn't calling everyone an idiot, but was merely making a connection with other game forums like COD or even Fallout.

The one about the Light was really the best. Though the way your poems are I keep expecting haiku's.

uhhhhhg, I tried writing one before. Ended up something like this:
Pie
Tasty, it is
yum

» Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:31 pm

Every forum has it's idiots. I wasn't calling everyone an idiot, but was merely making a connection with other game forums like COD or even Fallout.

uhhhhhg, I tried writing one before. Ended up something like this:
Pie
Tasty, it is
yum

It does. But you singled out the complainers with that. (Though I'd argue the complainers are more... angry.)

A classic. xD

» Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:10 pm

Either way you are very hypocritical, you say you dont like trolls or moan that there is trolls but then post things that could encourage or be that very thing,
Write poems but dont be a hypocrite, and dont think your very intelligent for writing standard poems anyone else could, just think you are doing what you like and posting a something that is different that no one else has intrest or can be bothered to do and some will like to read, but dont encourage or produce flaming or trolling when you claim to be against that or you have no credibility.

» Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:50 pm

Either way you are very hypocritical, you say you dont like trolls or moan that there is trolls but then post things that could encourage or be that very thing,
Write poems but dont be a hypocrite, and dont think your very intelligent for writing standard poems anyone else could, just think you are doing what you like and posting a something that is different that no one else can be bothered to do and some will ike to read, but dont encourage or produce flaming or trolling when you claim to be against that or you have no credibility.

Nigel. Drop it.
I know you want to get a word in but at this rate it just won't accomplish anything. (Not to mention I think they've blocked you.)

I get when you're coming from, but sometimes it's better to just leave it be and fight another day, eh?

» Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:58 am

Either way you are very hypocritical, you say you dont like trolls or moan that there is trolls but then post things that could encourage or be that very thing,
Write poems but dont be a hypocrite, and dont think your very intelligent for writing standard poems anyone else could, just think you are doing what you like and posting a something that is different that no one else has intrest or can be bothered to do and some will like to read, but dont encourage or produce flaming or trolling when you claim to be against that or you have no credibility.

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I'm sorry, I just had to do it. You contradict yourself in so many ways, it's not even funny. And I'm not the only one that's ignored you.

» Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:37 am

Either way you are very hypocritical, you say you dont like trolls or moan that there is trolls but then post things that could encourage or be that very thing,
Write poems but dont be a hypocrite, and dont think your very intelligent for writing standard poems anyone else could, just think you are doing what you like and posting a something that is different that no one else has intrest or can be bothered to do and some will like to read, but dont encourage or produce flaming or trolling when you claim to be against that or you have no credibility.

blame me for stans poem. stan asked for an idea for another poem and i said why don't you write one about the brink forum and all the bickering that goes on. so i think stan did a good job of it doing just that. and look what has happened more bickering on the brink forum. lol

» Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:07 am

Stan.
Help.

You guys drop it too, just let it go. I think you've said your piece.

» Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:14 pm

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I'm sorry, I just had to do it. You contradict yourself in so many ways, it's not even funny. And I'm not the only one that's ignored you.

Im sorry but i thought you were ignoring me? lmao contradiction much?

» Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:29 pm

Stan.
Help.

You guys drop it too, just let it go. I think you've said your piece.

Sorry, I couldn't pass up an opportunity to use an ASCII facepalm.

@helpmeout
Don't blame yourself. Suggestions=/=written materiel. You did your part in making me realize how words can be warped into something completely different.

» Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:18 am

Oh stan :facepalm:
Lol

» Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:25 am

Well, at least its a much better forum than the other forum which has all the joys of a dominating clique, a defense force any dictator would be proud of. A banhappy mod who will censor and ban anyone who makes the mildest criticism of the community manager but quite happily looks the other way when the clique makes a [censored] joke. Indeed, even today there are [censored] comments on the front page. and finally, a "hardcoe" club. Although i did lol at the hardcoe players thing. Thats like being proud of being able to tie your own shoes. Nope. For all the disagreements this place has a lot more to offer.

» Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:09 am

Well, at least its a much better forum than the other forum which has all the joys of a dominating clique, a defense force any dictator would be proud of. A banhappy mod who will censor and ban anyone who makes the mildest criticism of the community manager but quite happily looks the other way when the clique makes a [censored] joke. Indeed, even today there are [censored] comments on the front page. and finally, a "hardcoe" club. Although i did lol at the hardcoe players thing. Thats like being proud of being able to tie your own shoes. Nope. For all the disagreements this place has a lot more to offer.

Spoken well.

» Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:31 am

There is so much wrong with this thread. cross forum trolling, complaining about complainers, flaming, forum censor avoidance, .......... too much to even try to clean up. It would be a really great idea if some of you actually read and understand the forum rules you agreed to abide by when you joined.