Hooray for Another [censored] gamesas Game!

Post » Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:37 am

Man, am I glad I didn't pay money for this [censored]; got to play it for free on Steam this weekend. And, holy crap, gamesas puts out yet ANOTHER broken game? Didn't learn from Oblivion and Fallout 3?

Game crashed a dozen times after the splash screen, giving me back some sort of code box that ended with "unloading resources." After I finally overcame that problem, my screen was forced to resize to a resolution that my widescreen monitor just doesn't support. Then the opening cinematic froze halfway through, and then I was dumped into the character creation screen... but there's still no sign of any options to change the screen resolution! Then after I create my character, I'm asked to watch a gameplay introduction video, which freezes completely and I have to Ctrl-Alt-Del the game's [censored] ass. Also, why does the mouse cursor move across the screen so damn slow? I gotta pick up the mouse and set it back down twice for it to reach one end of the screen to the other.

After all the frustration of finally getting the game up and running (sort of) and finding the settings in a messy GUI (mouse cursor is still moving too slow), I start up the game and find the mouse sensitivity settings I adjusted are IN-GAME ONLY, so I'm just aiming all over the [censored] place. Turn the sensitivity down again, get through the first level... HOLY [censored] game freezes at the ending cinematic. But it's the second stage that makes me decide I hate this game: escorting the data key. My AI teammates are morons who don't know how to open a safe, and once I finally open the safe, they grab the key and take off. There's a yellow outline around one of 'em, and I try to keep up, but I keep coming into dead ends. Why? BECAUSE THERE'S NO MAP! Not even a simple yellow arrow pointing me which direction I should go to avoid dead ends.

And this S.M.A.R.T. system? It's way too smart; it's stupid! No, I did NOT want to jump over that obstacle and put myself into the enemy's fire! Thanks, I'm dead now, you stupid S.M.A.R.T. piece of [censored]!

Oh, and it's not just me. Check out the Steam forums for this game.
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=956

gamesas can't put out quality games anymore. Eat [censored] and die.

P.S. Kommunists svck! Blow it out your ass!
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Laura Wilson
 
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Post » Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:09 am

Fallout 3 has never crashed on me, same with Oblivion adn New Vegas has only crashed a handful of times, and this game, has never crashed.

You obviously just have some serious issues.
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Sophh
 
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Post » Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:44 pm

No f-u-c-k-i-n-g s-h-i-t I'm having issues, Mouse; that's why I'm posting! dur hur hur u r so f-u-c-k-i-n-g smrt lolz derp derp NOT! A good portion of people are having issues with the game, which is why the Steam forums is so full of messages about the issues! derp derp derp.

Twisted, I'll gladly go back to CoD; at least CoD isn't so buggy and doesn't crash constantly. derp derp derp. Meanwhile, you just go ahead and keep playing on your console with your aim assist, p-u-s-s-y.
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victoria gillis
 
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Post » Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:03 am

Twisted, I'll gladly go back to CoD; at least CoD isn't so buggy and doesn't crash constantly. derp derp derp. Meanwhile, you just go ahead and keep playing on your console with your aim assist, p-u-s-s-y.


Have fun BK :teehee:
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Dylan Markese
 
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Post » Sat Aug 06, 2011 7:57 am

Hmm, gee, no, Covan! That never occurred to me, since the Steam forum is full of other people having these same issues! God and Jesus must hate us all!
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Inol Wakhid
 
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