Catching Idiot Criminals : Othor Games

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:46 pm

Just gotta wait for them and they'll pretty much turn themselves in. http://www.baynews9.com/article/news/2011/august/302808/They-asked-for-ID,-she-gave-em-pot

Read a story on another site where a criminal decided to break into a house. He failed to notice the "COP CAR" parked in the driveway with the house belonging to a sheriff deputy of that town. Would be nice if all criminals were this stupid it would make things a heck of a lot easier.

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:19 pm

Like people who post on youtube doing illegal things or the the ones that post their loot on facebook?

I feel bad for my possibly future brother in law who is in the pen for armed robbery.

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:41 pm

Just gotta wait for them and they'll pretty much turn themselves in. http://www.baynews9.com/article/news/2011/august/302808/They-asked-for-ID,-she-gave-em-pot

Read a story on another site where a criminal decided to break into a house. He failed to notice the "COP CAR" parked in the driveway with the house belonging to a sheriff deputy of that town. Would be nice if all criminals were this stupid it would make things a heck of a lot easier.

what's the difference between a regular cop car and a "COP CAR"? is the "COP CAR" a pretend car or something

or were you using the " things to "emphasise"

» Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:04 am

what's the difference between a regular cop car and a "COP CAR"? is the "COP CAR" a pretend car or something

or were you using the " things to "emphasise"

:facepalm:

Like people who post on youtube doing illegal things or the the ones that post their loot on facebook?

I feel bad for my possibly future brother in law who is in the pen for armed robbery.

Yup that's another thing I read as well where a moron was in an incident while on his motorcycle. He managed to outrun the cops on his bike and then posted on facebook how he did it. The moron even posted up shots of himself and his bike which cops quickly identified as the bike that ran from them. Cops knocked on his door at like 4 am with a search warrant arresting him to which he confessed to posting on FB as well as running from the cops.

» Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:36 am

Individuals like that should be closed off in a distant prison for the rest of their lives - not for crimes, but for violating natural selection so horribly.

» Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:21 am

My favourite stories involve the halfwits who steal video cameras that are happily videoing them in the act, and perhaps even worse the ones who take photographs of themselves committing crimes and post them on Facebook. (Edit: already mentioned a couple of posts back; oh well, originality isn't my strong point!) Sometimes the sheer amount of stupidity required is beyond belief.

what's the difference between a regular cop car and a "COP CAR"? is the "COP CAR" a pretend car or something

or were you using the " things to "emphasise"

:rolleyes:

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:02 pm

Best one i remember hearing was a guy who tried robbing a bank.

Think he went in queue with a cheque to hand in, handed the cheque over then held them up.
Unfortunately for him, he had actually filled out the cheque with his own name. Pretty big flaw in the plan there.

Think it was cheque, something like that anyway.

» Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:35 am

:facepalm:

:rolleyes:

thanks 4 the "help"

» Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:38 am

Sometimes the sheer amount of stupidity required is beyond belief.

I think Albert Einstein said it best:

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe.

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:23 pm

thanks 4 the "help"

You must be...

a criminal.

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:13 pm

I think Albert Einstein said it best:

I think I found my new favorite quote thanks Shadow. :thumbsup:

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:23 pm

Since when does pot mean Oxycodone, Methadone and Valium?

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:32 pm

I think I found my new favorite quote thanks Shadow. :thumbsup:

You're welcome. That's one of my favorites too. (I even had a shirt made with that quote on it.)

Since when does pot mean Oxycodone, Methadone and Valium?

It doesn't. Those were found in addition to the pot when the cops searched her purse.

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:37 pm

You're welcome. That's one of my favorites too. (I even had a shirt made with that quote on it.)

It doesn't. Those were found in addition to the pot when the cops searched her purse.

The article says, "According to the police report, the purse contained Oxycodone, Methadone and Valium.", so I guess that's where I was confused.

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:55 pm

thanks 4 the "help"

cop car, you know... cop is short for police... it's the same as police car... it's what people call cars with the red and blue lights on top and normally the words POLICE on the side

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:23 pm

I think Albert Einstein said it best:

:laugh: that IS said best!

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:53 pm

cop car, you know... cop is short for police... it's the same as police car... it's what people call cars with the red and blue lights on top and normally the words POLICE on the side

well done you completely missed the point of my post

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:30 pm

Has anyone seen TruTV's Worlds Dumbest? I loved the one where this thief is robbing a bank and just as he is about to exit the bank, he takes off his mask and the camera catches it.

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:56 pm

well done you completely missed the point of my post

You've ever heard about irony? You've corrected someone on the use of quotation marks, but have missed punctuation and capital letters in every post in this topic so far.

Back on topic:
A while ago there was news that a guy got stuck in a window trying to break into a store. He was literately caught with his pants down.

» Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:54 am

You've ever heard about irony? You've corrected someone on the use of quotation marks, but have missed punctuation and capital letters in every post in this topic so far.

really? i didn't "notice"

» Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:41 pm

they get caught not because they are stupid, but because they get too overconfident and too slack, thinking their deeds won't catch up to them.