I stole a plastic missile from a store once.

I had my car stolen once.

I once stole the entire US government.

I've had an MP3 player stolen. I was pissed.

good work

Nearly all thievery I've ever done starts http://speeddemosarchive.com/gfx/ThiefDarkProject_1.jpg

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My Magic: The Gathering cards disappeared from my backpack one day in middle school. I'll get my revenge some day! :swear:

A Nintendo DS.. And about twenty or so DS Games.

Yeah, I was pretty pathetic. It was from a couple of friends of mine, too. :slap:

Someone once stole some Pokemon cards out of my backpack in primary school. The bastard took all my rares, such as a holographic Charizard. The main suspect even left the school the day after he was confronted by the principal. :stare:

I walked into this kid's house and stole a bunch of pokemon cards - Caught

Swapped a kids pokemon cards with my own - Not caught

Stole a bunch of candy, and pencils during a "detention" in fourth grade - Caught

Stole a kid's Gameboy SP (had an orangutan sticker on it, so I slapped a cool skin on the thing so he wouldn't know, I actually played it in front of the kid!) - Not caught

ACCIDENTALY stole some flower seeds from home depot when I put them in my pocket for some reason - Not caught

Stolen several books from the school library - Not caught

Only the book thefts were recent.

Oooh I got some more!

Stole a bunch of change from aunt & uncle's room - Semicaught(they just laughed it off)

I steal pop and popcorn from my job at the movie theater all the time - Not caught(yet)

Have stolen two of the carry-cart things from wal-mart - Not caught

I stole you. and your kittens.

Aren't threads where you proclaim you heroiclly illegal acts illegal 'round here?

I stole something once.






Want to know what that something is?












I stole your time.