Lately I've been entertaining a friend of mine by telling her bad/cheesy pick-up lines that I've heard over the years. I memorised quite a few, but never had any intentions of ever using them.
The really funny part is the put-downs that she comes up with in case someone actually tries to use one on her. :rofl: I'm actually surprised no one has used similar lines on her.


However, I seem to have ran out and am currently looking for more. So, please share with me all that you can (remember the forum rules, a few that I've told her I can't post here).


Also, feel free to share stories of using pick-up lines or being on the receiving end of a pick-up line...... Which makes me wonder, do women have pick-up lines that they use on men? :unsure:


:dead:

I'm horrible at this.

"Are those pants around your pockets, or do you have a nasty skin disease?"
...
See?

The thought of you naked makes me fully erect. Works every time. B)

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice...

I'm going to [censored] you.

Works every time.

Mine is the worst, when I actally do have the courage to talk I say:

"*clears throat* um.... Hi"

Interesting approach. Now let's see your departure.