My god, what's number one?
I dare not speak of it. Just stringing the words of the worst idea of the week is enough to cause temporal distortion due to how bad it is.
Even if there was a button to vote for the inclusion of guars? Skyrim is rubbish because there are no guars in it. HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO US?!!! ahem.
That'll make it the 31st worst idea of the week.
Oh see you can't do that. You're going to have to put that in the suggestion box for this particular thread. We'll get back to you in sixty days or less.
Oh fine. I just thought I'd save us all a bit of bureaucracy, but if that's the way it must be, then fine. I filed the forms in triplicate and got approved by the General Manager of Bad Threads for submission and am currently in the process of claiming my submission identification number. It will be properly filed shortly.