If the dragonborn was an Altmer Thalmor agent Tamriel would

Post » Tue May 29, 2012 3:56 pm

1: Infiltrate the thieves guild and funnel resources and gold to the dominion. Check
2: Join the DB and become listener and kill the emperor to crush morale and cause chaos and fear in the hearts of the empire, and have the best assassins in the world at your fingertips afterwards. Check
3: Obtain powerful daedric artifacts and send them to the dominion for the comming war. Check
4: Let the war rage and let skyrim weaken while you befriend the numerous jarls of skyrim to have deep political roots in the land. Check
5: Finding the two remaining blades, only to send a letter to the Thalmor to send some Justiciar interrogators to their location to torture and kill them, check.
6: Become the master of the companions to have even more "eyes and ears" and general men-at-arms at your disposal. Check
7: Become archmage of winterhold where you reveal to the thalmor that you have an elderscroll, the library and all its knowledge at their disposal if requested. Check

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8: Obtain near demigodlike powers by actually being the dragonborn and possess a pet dragon, powerful shouts and becomming one of the strongest heroes villains in history. Check

I just started to realize what a world of crap the empire would be in if your character was a Thalmor undercover agent sent to skyrim and it turned out that he/she was the dragonborn :D

LONG LIVE THE DOMINION, DOWN WITH THE EMPIRE! :chaos:
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Angela Woods
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 4:46 am

I lol'd. All is true
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Matthew Aaron Evans
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 1:00 am

Meh not many cheers. Where are all the Thalmor fans?

Seems like people are to hung up on the empire vs stormcloaks =/
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Emily Graham
 
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Post » Tue May 29, 2012 11:46 pm

Down with the Thalmor! Long live Tiber Septim! Long live the Empire!
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Post » Tue May 29, 2012 4:20 pm

I actually quite like the thalmor as a faction though for rp purposes i'm usually against them. Unless i'm on my altmer or kajiit then i'm all for them.
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Post » Tue May 29, 2012 2:22 pm

Down with the Thalmor! Long live Tiber Septim! Long live the Empire!

Agreed! Death to the Thalmor! DEATH!!!
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 4:50 am

Down with the Thalmor! Long live Tiber Septim! Long live the Empire!

Silence heretic! Justiciars will drag your Talos worshipping behind to the dungeons for ... interrogation xD Muahaha
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 1:53 am

1: Infiltrate the thieves guild and funnel resources and gold to the dominion. Check
2: Join the DB and become listener and kill the emperor to crush morale and cause chaos and fear in the hearts of the empire, and have the best assassins in the world at your fingertips afterwards. Check
3: Obtain powerful daedric artifacts and send them to the dominion for the comming war. Check
4: Let the war rage and let skyrim weaken while you befriend the numerous jarls of skyrim to have deep political roots in the land. Check
5: Finding the two remaining blades, only to send a letter to the Thalmor to send some Justiciar interrogators to their location to torture and kill them, check.
6: Become the master of the companions to have even more "eyes and ears" and general men-at-arms at your disposal. Check
7: Become archmage of winterhold where you reveal to the thalmor that you have an elderscroll, the library and all its knowledge at their disposal if requested. Check

Last...

8: Obtain near demigodlike powers by actually being the dragonborn and possess a pet dragon, powerful shouts and becomming one of the strongest heroes villains in history. Check

I just started to realize what a world of crap the empire would be in if your character was a Thalmor undercover agent sent to skyrim and it turned out that he/she was the dragonborn :D

LONG LIVE THE DOMINION, DOWN WITH THE EMPIRE! :chaos:
All of those work except number 3. Daedric artifacts don't work that way, if they don't like who their current owner is, they have a tendency to disappear. Hence why they usually have to be earned by gaining a Prince's favor.
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Post » Tue May 29, 2012 9:56 pm

Down with the Thalmor! Long live Tiber Septim! Long live the Empire!


Huzzah!
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Rachel Eloise Getoutofmyface
 
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Post » Tue May 29, 2012 11:18 pm

Altmer cannot be dragonborn.
Ask Talos, The ninth divine!
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Stace
 
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Post » Tue May 29, 2012 8:08 pm

Yeah, sure, maybe Akatosh went on a drinking binge and started flirting with elf girls.
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Post » Tue May 29, 2012 6:15 pm

Sure, you could do all that, but why would you want to kowtow to those self-righteous pricks?
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Post » Tue May 29, 2012 10:41 pm

Sure, you could do all that, but why would you want to kowtow to those self-righteous pricks?

Because he is a high-elf and Elenwen is his girlfriend. See them talking to Talius at helgan? That's her trying to save your cute butt. She is not trying to save Ulfric, anyone with a bit of intelligence knows it is impossible. She is trying to save her double-oh-seven who has given her so many Os the other night before. The cold way she gives you at the party is a farce, to avoid breaking your cover. You just KNOW she wants to drag you off and do ... things to you.
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Post » Tue May 29, 2012 6:40 pm

YEAH THALMOR!!! WHOOOO!!! xD
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Post » Tue May 29, 2012 8:13 pm

Heheh. I hope a talented visionary modder will set to work on this, much like the Morrowind mod that allowed to play the main evil faction of daedra worshiping priests. I forget the name
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Post » Tue May 29, 2012 6:00 pm

And that is exactly why they didn't even make it a choice to join them. To be completely sure that they never have a chance in lore, atleast I hope so. I would track down and kill every single one of those bastards if I could.
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Post » Tue May 29, 2012 10:33 pm


LONG LIVE THE DOMINION, DOWN WITH THE EMPIRE! :chaos:


YES! LONG LIVE THIS DOMINION!!!!! :chaos:
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Post » Tue May 29, 2012 9:58 pm

If you kill an Altmer with an empty black soul gem in your inventory you get a petty soul. It's true!
/end trolling :P

Really though OP, your post was hilarious hahaha :D
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 2:43 am

If he is aligned with Altmer all he has to do is kill himself and Altmer achieves its ends - assuming the prophecy is accurate and Alduine really can unmake the world.
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 3:15 am

Even easier. What if the dragonborn was a dragon agent. Or simply, what if the dragonborn neglets to absorb dragon shouls. Dragons can be resurrected if no one absorb their shouls. By, empire, free provinces, dominion, Akavir, Atmora, Yokuda...
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 5:44 am

the reverse is true. what if the dragonborn is, like me, a thalmor hater?

I quickly crushed the stormcloaks. I have all the guilds behind me, and we all are anti thalmor.
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Shannon Marie Jones
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 6:38 am

Until the Nerevarine and CoC show up...
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casey macmillan
 
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Post » Tue May 29, 2012 5:10 pm

Until the Nerevarine and CoC show up...
Err... I think the CoC is a little too busy running Oblivion's looney farm to care about the affairs of mortals.
Not that I care if the Thalmor overrun the empire. They'll never take Black Marsh (so many predators, so little prey).

Besides, everyone knows Aedra and their creations(mortals) can be killed. Daedra however...
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