Welcome to scenic Riften! Free corpse with every visit.

Post » Thu May 31, 2012 6:47 pm

So, playing on the 360, I've noticed that Riften is beginning to have a real public sanitation problem.

Nearly every time I visit, two dozen guards and a posse of citizens are chasing a single brown-clad thief and beating him to death for stealing some bowls and candlesticks. Now, this was amusing at first but the thing is that nobody in Skyrim seems to care about clearing away corpses.

I've started picking up the ones that I find and hauling them over to a pile in front of the Argonian jeweler's stall. It's no longer a small pile.

I attempted a Heist job for a jewel in the blacksmith's strongbox in Riften. A thief had somehow spawned inside the shop, and was running around like crazy, unable to get out. He was driving me mad and interfering with my stealth attempts, so I finally pegged him with an arrow and pinned him to a barrel in the basemant.

A minute later, one of the apprentice blacksmiths came down the stairs, saw the poor guy's corpse, and said "what a waste." Which made me feel awful, because clearly he hadn't been a thief at all but was actually some kind of leather gimp staying there with all the other burly dudes. My bad.

A few hours later, I was doing the thieves' guild quest involving breaking into Mercer Frey's house and/or getting past his backyard guard Vold. I had just knocked down the secret ramp with a bowshot, and I was circling around to enter the yard... when Vold noticed something and actually unlocked the unlockable gate himself. Yep, Vold had spotted another dead thief.

"What a waste," he said, kneeling over the corpse just outside the Temple of Mara. And then he noticed me and came after me in public. Hilarity ensued.

Nobody picked his corpse up, either.
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Madeleine Rose Walsh
 
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 5:55 am

I've only run into three or four thieves and I always hear "Oh... What happened?" (times fifty). And some of that was very... :whistling: :teehee:
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CArla HOlbert
 
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 6:48 am

Make them into a big pile of corpses, then burn them.
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Czar Kahchi
 
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 8:59 am

Toss those bodies in the canol, it really adds to Riften's subtle ambiance.
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 10:11 am

I also see this happen in Riften but its usually a 2 minute fight and then another corpse I get to throw in the water below
so its cleaned up..kinda....

I also seen this happen when I fast traveled to Riverwood, now this was amusing, the entire village chased him
but keeping up with him became a problem so they were all running up the mountain and everything it was awesome, took quite a while for them to return

It does svck when you need Delphine as he spidersenses kick in as soon anyone outside sees a thief and she runs outside and well....you have to wait it out....
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 7:54 pm

>.> I have never seen a thief inside any type of town. And only two outside of town. Lucky ducks. I'd have fun propping their bodies all over and making them into a corpse collage.
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 4:49 pm

Hahaha, i can't decide if your post is griping about the sanitation problem or just for laughs :celebration: In my game the bodies are cleared though. I killed all the guards in windhelm and riften as i hated them, and some time later most of the bodies disappeared. I kinda wish they didnt disappear though :sadvaultboy:
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Beth Belcher
 
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 5:43 am

"Myyyyy kinda town!

Riften it is

myyyyy kinda town!"
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Jake Easom
 
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 10:59 am

>.> I have never seen a thief inside any type of town. And only two outside of town. Lucky ducks. I'd have fun propping their bodies all over and making them into a corpse collage.

Did you restore the thieves guild?
It started happening more often after ive did that

Seen it happen in Riften, Whiterun and Riverwood
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 5:13 pm

This is one of the funniest threads I have seen in donkeys. Littrally just got told to pipe down giggling by the boss!!

"A minute later, one of the apprentice blacksmiths came down the stairs, saw the poor guy's corpse, and said "what a waste." Which made me feel awful, because clearly he hadn't been a thief at all but was actually some kind of leather gimp staying there with all the other burly dudes. My bad." :rofl: :rofl:
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 7:57 am

I ran into a slightly different situation in Riften. There's an NPC there (I forgot his name, but he's obviously essential because he can't die) who has managed to severely piss off the guards.

I entered Riften to sell off some loot, and this guy is completely unarmed trying to fight a guard. The guard takes him down with what would have been a death blow, but since this NPC is essential, he just takes a knee. Every time he gets back up, the guard pulls out his sword and strikes him down again.

The guy eventually went outside the city to escape the guard, but he was a moron and came back in again only to be struck down again.

This cycle went on the entire time I was in the city. I came back a week later and the guy was gone. Must have finally given up :biggrin: .
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 4:26 pm

When life gives you corpses, make zombies
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 12:36 pm


It does svck when you need Delphine as her spidersenses kick in as soon anyone outside sees a thief and she runs outside and well....you have to wait it out....

I laughed at that comment. I'm not quite sure why...
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