Funeral arrangements... : V

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:11 am

...are being made for Endarie. I just couldn't take her stuck up comments anymore so I slit her throat. I have killed many many people but she ranks near the top of my list.

So who is you favorite kill?

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:54 am

Nazeem. I don't spend enough time in Solitude for the snoot twins to bother me.

» Thu May 31, 2012 9:56 pm

I had to kill the yipping yapping fanatic in whiterun he just would't shut up so I took him out with an arrow [ to the heart not the dammed knee]

» Thu May 31, 2012 10:12 pm

Brenuin, normally repetitive dialogue from NPCs does not bother me, but I have heard "I ain't done nothin'" just one time too many.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:56 am

Oh yeah, Endarie. I need to kill her. But first I have to do her quest or I'll never get rid of those awful clothes she gave me.

» Thu May 31, 2012 9:54 pm

Oh yeah, Endarie. I need to kill her. But first I have to do her quest or I'll never get rid of those awful clothes she gave me.

Actually, it's Taarie who gives you not only the clothes but the quest. Not to mention the attitude. I did the quest on one toon or the other, expecting it to "help" me along with Elisif. Nope.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:49 pm

Actually, it's Taarie who gives you not only the clothes but the quest. Not to mention the attitude. I did the quest on one toon or the other, expecting it to "help" me along with Elisif. Nope.

Ah, I see. Then she's the one I need to kill.

» Thu May 31, 2012 11:14 pm

Mr. "I work for Belethor, at the general goods store!" His name is Sigurd, I think? Guy is just too cheerful and never says anything else, even when he's currently sweeping the floor in said store. Also, he spends most of the day chopping wood behind Belethor's and stacking it over by Warmaiden's, so if I'm going in and out of Breezehome a lot he's always there. Saying the same thing.

» Thu May 31, 2012 10:27 pm

Ah, I see. Then she's the one I need to kill.

Yep. Though Nazeem is still first on my list. As I said, I'm not in Solitude enough for the girls to bother me.

» Thu May 31, 2012 9:31 pm

I had to kill the yipping yapping fanatic in whiterun he just would't shut up so I took him out with an arrow [ to the heart not the dammed knee]

Same but I made sure to get a face shot or I would re-load the save. Sniped across the courtyard and no one saw a thing. Was beautiful.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:05 am

Same but I made sure to get a face shot or I would re-load the save. Sniped across the courtyard and no one saw a thing. Was beautiful.

Um.... you mean the Talos idiot? He hasn't said a word in my games since I applied 1.2.... just stands there. Thank GODDESS.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:46 am

Any guard who utters "So you can cast a few spells. Am I supposed to be impressed." On the other hand, I had a guard say "So you're an alchemist, eh? Want to brew me an ale?" I tried to reverse-pickpocket him one.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:10 pm

Any guard who utters "So you can cast a few spells. Am I supposed to be impressed." On the other hand, I had a guard say "So you're an alchemist, eh? Want to brew me an ale?" I tried to reverse-pickpocket him one.

Yah.... as well as the occasional guard who says, "Don't suppose you could enchant this old sword of mine? It's so dull it won't cut butter." I always WANT to help them.... but the game doesn't give me the option....

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:49 am

Props to you for killing her; she might be the female-doggiest NPC in the game.

But I'm curious...What happens when you kill a vendor? Specifically, do they get replaced?

wouldnt have killed her if her sister wasnt there to sell me stuff and since doing the quest for her sister she doesnt treat me like a walking turd so she gets to live.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:33 pm

Whiterun Talos fanatic. I go past him a lot and he's too much. He kind of disappeared after the civil war quest, so I didn't get to send him to sovengard... in my first play through.

» Thu May 31, 2012 9:50 pm

wouldnt have killed her if her sister wasnt there to sell me stuff and since doing the quest for her sister she doesnt treat me like a walking turd so she gets to live.

Investing in shops automatically makes the vendor your friend, so she would have stopped being mean to you if you did that. Takes speech perks, of course.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:13 am

Investing in shops automatically makes the vendor your friend, so she would have stopped being mean to you if you did that. Takes speech perks, of course.

Why spend a perk to make her like me when I had already spent all those points to refine myself into a stealthy killing machine