These Thalmor punks are really going over with banning things! First the White-Gold Concordat, now the Sweet-Tasting Condordat! I was minding my own business when I saw a justiciar hauling away a Talos worshipper. I hadn't eaten in days. I transformed the justiciar into a sweetroll and ate her. This ticked them off and they just randomly attacked me! I was shocked by their rude behavior, so I transformed a female Thalmor guard into a male one. Then came the lightning bolts and fireballs. People started dying and all hell broke loose.

Any TRUE son or daughter of Skyrim will STAND UP for our rights! Sweetrolls are a Nord specialty! We will not stand by while the Imperials ignore us! They have gone too far!

What is....how did...why is...what...???

inb4 lock

Hey... hey pass the skooma.

I just kill anyone who try's to tell me what to do. There was also this group against daedra worshiping, and I thought sanguine was a cool guy, so I killed them too.

And then cheese! For Everyone! Well, except those skeevers they get PINECONES!

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I like to go to the Thalmor Headquarters next to Castle Dour and throw a dual cast fire rune on the floor in the map room. I've never actually seen anyone in there, but I like to imagine that at least a couple of them are getting pretty annoyed.

Let me guess, someone stole your sveetroll...?

This attack on sweetrolls is truly a step too far. They are not only a significant saccharine staple of Skyrim, but ALL of Tamriel for hundreds of years! Conflicts centered upon these delectable objects of import have afterall been major aspects of the formative years of all of Nirn's greatest heroes!

lol You ate a Thalmor....did you get lover's comfort for doing so?

GIGGIDY GOO!

Actually, Sweetrolls are an Empire culinary creation which has been taken up by the Nords

Unfortunately, some specialties seem to be spam.