I'm sorry, but the cow in Whiterun should not be considered a witness unless it's a daedric cow capable of speech. I cast fury on it from the shadows, which caused me to accrue a bounty. When the guards killed the cow, my bounty was removed.

wtf skyrim. wtf.

I stopped trying to apply logic to video games ever since Doom came out.

LMAO! Maybe it was Sheogorath in disguise? I should go tip that cow over via FUS RO DAH hahahaha

Yet another fine example of Bethesda's laziness/AI bugs.

Alex Jones was right, cows are government spies!