I know most of us have heard the "...arrow in the knee." comment by now, but have any of y'all heard the one that's basically:

Spoiler:


"I could've gone into the Sanctuary and killed all those Dark Brotherhood types, but...I was...sick that day."?

I've heard it like 3 times now.

I dont remember the beginning of this one, but the other night I heard one that ended with..."but then I took a sword to the chest."

i use to be the best solider i the legion

"I was one of the best soldiers in the Stormcloak Army, until I took a sword through the chest."
Oddly enough, Ive played Skyrim since release date and last night was the first time I remember hearing this in game. Does it get triggered by starting/finishing a questline, or have I just been so busy fending off arrows to the knee that I never even noticed swords through my chest?

I heard the sword in the chest thing for the first time only a week or so ago ...

I haven't heard that one...but then again I don't uderstand Draugr.

I heard the sword to the chest one, I think it was in Windhelm. I have yet to hear "an arrow to the knee"

My reaction to the knee comment from guards: Yeah...whatever dude.

My reaction to the sword-to-the-chest guy: Dang man! That's a valid excuse.

Haha, when I searched for this, I wasnt expecting Skyrim footage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRRgc0r7izI

I hope the Thalmor don't see that.

\My reaction : FUS RO DAH