Out of boredom and the petty insecurities of getting my ass kicked by one dragon too many, I tried to boost my fragile self esteem by wiping out a small outcrop of farms and mills, as you do.

I noticed one old lady hobbling slowly away, haggard wrinkled face drawn into a pained grimmace as I accidentally set her on fire a little.

Self esteem re-established, I proceeded to loot and strip all the ladies, as my charecter does rather enjoy dressing up in other peoples finery when she goes out on the town from time to time..

Just a curious observation about that haggard faced old lady: Despite such a wrinkled old face, she had the same slender body and pert cleavage of her much younger counterparts.
I'm guessing that whilst life in Skyrim may be hard, [censored] it keeps people healthy, providing they live long enough.

must be all the mead.

I dont know, I wasnt that drunk and I only vomited on my own shoes,for a change. I'll go back in the morning when sober and see if the old woman still has a nice body or if it really was all that alto wine.

ROFL. Not you, the Skyrim citizens!!

Ohhh, Right! Heh. Well they were deffinately drunk. Having a bit of a party round the campfire infact. Poor bastards.

the cold air kept her skin smooth and here boobs perky