Hello, fellow Skyrim players and friends! I have come here due to persecution on GameFaqs. There we are not allowed to discuss the toeh (the unofficial tenth divine) and all things related to losing access to it.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/615803-the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim/61290789

We would like to thank Bethesda for an amazing gaming experience and would like to put our vote towards having toeh DLC in the future! Perhaps even Skyrim guards could reference it? It is much better than arrows in limbs.

Thank you,
Swoopalz

Well, to lose access to the toeh you would actually have to download an unreleased patch that is not hosted online, to which you'd need to connect your console or PC to a coffee maker. It's important to remeber, though, that prior to the admision of the benevolence of the toeh no presbyterian act must be chosen upon those who thy taco. Taco Bell. Hope I made It clearer for you.

Not sure if troll.. or Messiah.

No, Swoopalz. You ARE the Toeh!

And then Swoopalz was a zombie.

You got in trouble for a spam/troll thread in one forum, and thought it would be okay to bring it to another?

*a single beam of light shines down upon the thread as the worship of the Daedric Prince spreads to new lands*

I have also fled here to find refuge from the Moderation Dominion. All hail the mighty toeh!

This.

Spam deep fried in Troll fat is delicious!

then what is he now? Gumbie

We will no longer fear losing access to you, great toeh. May we find safe haven on these boards.
Sweetrolls for everyone!

(Reposting this because I worked stupid hard on it:)

Trust in me, Skyrim players! Trust in Swoopalz, for I am the chosen of toeh! I alone have been anointed by the tenth to spread its holy word! Terrible and powerful toeh! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise do you! For we are one! Ere you ascended and nine became ten! You walked among us, great toeh, not yet as god, but as toeh!

But you were once unknown, aye! And, though unknown, you said through your prophet JChobot, "'anyone know?' and 'guys?' and 'this svcks man'," which we interpreted to mean: "'let me show you the power of toeh, born of grammatical errors, where my breath is long sweetrolls! I breathe now in royalty, and reshape this land that is mine! I do this for you, GameFaqs members, because I LOVE YOU!'"

Aye, love! Love! Even unknown, great toeh cherished us! For it saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of the Elder Scrolls! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of toeh! Toeh is the true god of man. Ascended from misspelling, to rule the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our GameFaqs Moderatation Dominion overlords! Sharing the heavens? With us, with man? Ha! They can barely toehlerate our presence on GameFaqs! Today, they take away your faith. But tomorrow? What then? Do they take away your homes? Businesses? Children? Your very Access?! And what do the Imperails do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperail train machine enforces their will against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of Gamefaqs! Rise up, cany stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty toeh, it who is both nothing and everything!

I think the problem is nobody is sure whether the almighty Toeh is the tenth divine, or another Daedric Prince. Or perhaps the Toeh, in his wisdom, is both and neither.

Really?

Welcome, brethren.


That's like... a Zombine, right?

Well according to The Legend of Toeh (a very well written piece of literature, I suggest it if you have not yet read it), toeh is an omnipotent, almighty sweetroll. But it is just that: legend. We can never know for sure, no doubt the universe would implode if the toeh was ever fully understood. The fact is that toeh resides within us all, waiting to be acknowledged. Toeh is both Daedric Prince and Heavenly Divine, both physical and nonexistent. We cannot begin to comprehend toeh, but it looks kindly upon our meager mortal efforts.

What is the unofficial tenth divine? are you wanting our Dovahkiin to ascend to god-hood?

wtf. just, wtf.

I want that sweetroll.

WTF are you talking about?

What the heck is going on.....


alright, from my poor powers of observational deduction apparently its a kind of spam to get as many pages possible with random statements that include Toeh, not only does threads get locked before even at times getting past page 10 but you get an ascendant Ban-hammer parting the skies onto your cranium.

That's like... a Zombine, right?
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Thats right hes gonna take you all to ravenholm, svck your brains out,
HES A PHONY A BIG PHAT FONY
you will all be bidding the false prophet toeh, worshipping the statue of an overly obese woman in the end.

Hail fellow refugee. It is much more comfortable around here. I hear they have fishysticks.

So talking about Talos is outlawed now eh. First Mudcrabs, now Gods, what's next.

And here we don't allow people to bring other forum stuff to this forum. Please read our rules, specifically the part on cross-site trolling.

I used to believe in toeh, but then I took an arrow in the knee.