The Ultimate Cheating Guide ... (Warning: You can never go b

Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:22 pm

I warn you, again, once you employ this the game will never be the same --- this may be the last thing you ever do in the game.

Install MODS that add detail roads to the maps, an additional room to Breezeholm, the ability to make white Daedric armor tinged with gold and blood, give all vendors 10000 gold and the desire to buy everything you want to sell them.

Once you've started the game, save it just before you're asked your name at Helgen, so you never again have to ride in that wagon (start all future characters, if there are any, from this save).

Once past the dragon fight there, go right to Dragonreach and head to the alchemist/enchanting tables.

Use console codes to raise your enchanting/alchemy and smithing skills to 100. Be aware, you'll now be about lvl20. Put perks in the critical alchemy and enchanting trees and the remaining perks in smithing toward the type of armor that you like best --- I personally like Daedric for the ultimate mod, but glass is very sixy. It doesn't matter where you stop (ebony, glass, daedric), it's only important that it looks good. if you don't have enough perks for these three trees, just use the console codes again and give them to yourself.

Give yourself 100,000 gold and buy iron armor. Or console code the items you need for alchemy and enchanting. Google the enchanting/alchemy loop, but look specifically for the fortification one. Wearing the alchemy-enchanted iron armor make increasingly powerful fortification potions until the % gains go into the 1000s%. Make enough of those to go crazy with --- 20+. You can make infinite smithing potions, too --- just to be on the safe side. Don't worry about ingredients --- console code what you need.

While you're here, code yourself some full-health healing potiions and oodles of Jarrin root for 4800-damage poisons.

If you're too lazy to go to the forge and craft your own armor (and who these days isn't) ... just console code again, whatever you want. If you use the ultimate mod, you'll have to craft. Go nuts, enchanting whatever is appropriate (remember grand soul gems have codes, too). Don't forget to build a whole second set of armor and weapons for your follower. Don't bother with shields, you'll never need them.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:22 pm

Mother of god!






I play on ps3 LOL :P
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Alba Casas
 
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:04 am

So you basicallyt dont want to play the game at all? You basically want IT to Play YOU?
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:43 pm

tgm
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Victoria Vasileva
 
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:28 am

So you basicallyt dont want to play the game at all? You basically want IT to Play YOU?


And with this OP you might as well watch someone else play the game.

EDIT: apparently soviet russia jokes are censored >.>
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:15 am

Just simply enter the console command to complete the final stages of each quest, its quicker and just as pointless
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:50 am

nah, you just use tgm

Edit: Or look at the post above.
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:01 am

I have nothing against exploits and use them myself for RP purpose, but actively cheating with console is just... well, pathetic.


Though I admit that I sometimes use TGM if I'm losing a battle and haven't saved in a while. I hit on the god mode, jump or run away and disable it again and keep going.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:40 pm

That's too much work phlayme. I am tired just thinking about all those steps.
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:01 am

It's a single player game. You can't technically cheat.
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Laura Simmonds
 
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:36 am

Wow, an excellent cheating guide. I prefer playing the game myself.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:02 pm

Everything I was going to say was pretty much covered here...Cheating bad, not cheating good, blah blah blah.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:30 pm

Did you pay for this game? :dry:
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:54 pm

You should call it "How to get bored with Skyrim in 2 hours" instead.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:43 pm

It's a single player game. You can't technically cheat.

true but you can certainly ruin the game for yourself.
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:33 am

Cheating in this game is like cheating at solitaire. If you cheat at solitaire who can you trust?

The worst thing I ever did in Morrowind was open a branch of Mudcrab's Famous Shop in Balmora, so I wouldn't have to make that trip to the mudflats to get the maximum gold every time I got laden with stuff. Put it right inside my house. Mudcrab had 20,000 gold/day and paid 100% value. He really was in the game as an easter egg by the developers -- just in an inconvenient place.
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:03 am

true but you can certainly ruin the game for yourself.

This, when I moved over to the PC from the Xbox I tried using the console to recreate my chracter so I didnt have to start from scrach. I played for about 20min and then rerolled an brand new character from scratch. I have since moved my Xbox chracter over but the console has its uses and they are limited to bug fixes in my book. (oh and bringing villagers back to life)
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:54 am

And with this OP you might as well watch someone else play the game.

EDIT: apparently soviet russia jokes are censored >.>

I wish they'd censor those damn arrow to the knee "jokes"( they can hardly be called that, cause they are'nt funny).

Im on the 360, but if I was on PC, the most Id use the console for is quest/bug fixes, and even that, Ive heard using it to fix one quest might mess another one up down the road.

If I was on PC though, Id get myself a sweet castle mod, some other cool quest mods/mods that help the game, and then play the game, and have fun.

Problem is, I have no idea where to start with getting a computer that could handle skyrim/ any of the fallouts, and I dont think Id have the money either.

But on topic, yeah, doing whst the OP said will spoil the game. I did an infinite cap glitch in FONV, and got over a million caps. I soon reloaded because it spoiled the fun of my game.
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:43 am

I have nothing against exploits and use them myself for RP purpose, but actively cheating with console is just... well, pathetic.


Though I admit that I sometimes use TGM if I'm losing a battle and haven't saved in a while. I hit on the god mode, jump or run away and disable it again and keep going.

I wouldn't call it pathetic. Especially if you used TGM to rescue your self from losing :P
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:57 am

Add me to the list of svckers, Phlayme... but I'd just like to state for the record that I knew this was a joke thread before I posted here.

You didn't get me... yeah, I posted here, but you didn't get me. :)
-Loth
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:34 am

OP, here ... hehe ... glad I got a rise out of all you!

So, about 20 people said it was a no-no; I wonder what the other 410 people did? LOL
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:58 pm

At the beginning of the game open the console, click on Alduin, type kill. Congrats, you have fulfilled your destiny!

In all seriousness though, this would just ruin the game, and it would be easier to just tgm then to do all this.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:25 pm


Problem is, I have no idea where to start with getting a computer that could handle skyrim/ any of the fallouts, and I dont think Id have the money either.

It would cost around 900 dollars for a high end system that could play skyrim on 1080p with ultra-max settings. Less, if you dont that level of performance. I've heard many players playing skyrim on very humble systems just fine though.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:25 pm

I wouldn't call it pathetic. Especially if you used TGM to rescue your self from losing :tongue:
I admit that my last-ditch-rescue is gamey and morally ambiguous. I resent it greatly but I am the idiot who sub-consciously relies on autosaves, and in a tough situation I find myself losing some 10-20 minutes of play if I die. I do of course try to get away without TGM, but if there is no other choice I use it.
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Post » Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:37 am

I admit that my last-ditch-rescue is gamey and morally ambiguous. I resent it greatly but I am the idiot who sub-consciously relies on autosaves, and in a tough situation I find myself losing some 10-20 minutes of play if I die. I do of course try to get away without TGM, but if there is no other choice I use it.

I remember, where most tough fights occur now, so I save before them. Lately, Aela been taking me to all the dungeons with Master Level mages for the Totem quests and I don't have any items enchanted yet, because I just want to do it once. I'm starting think she is doing it just because I'm a High Elf and a Thalmor Sympathiser.
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