Will there be a Santa? : V

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:44 am

I know alot of games include easter eggs like Fireworks shooting off on New Years after 12:00

But does anyone think Santa might visit skyrim after midnight :biggrin:

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:38 pm

No, because the game has it's own Calendar independent to the computers clock

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:05 pm

M'aiq is the Santa of the Elder Scrolls series.

His presents are invisible and as soft as air.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:16 am

No, because the game has it's own Calendar independent to the computers clock

What he said...

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:21 am

This could be great dlc material-helping santa save christmas from the dragons!

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:24 am

M'aiq is the Santa of the Elder Scrolls series.

His presents are invisible and as soft as air.

I approve!

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:07 pm

This could be great dlc material-helping santa save christmas from the dragons!

With Jim Carrey as a big green dragon.

And all the dialogue/journal entries are in rhyme

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:50 am

No, because it is impossible to make NPC's fat and jolly, everyone must be, by law, well toned badasses whose only desire is to hack off your head.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:19 am

This could be great dlc material-helping santa save christmas from the dragons!

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No.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:51 am

No, because all the Nord children are mean spirited little poops, so Santa completely passes over Skyrim.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:04 pm

Alduin is Santa, I thought everybody new that.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:02 am

No, because it is impossible to make NPC's fat and jolly, everyone must be, by law, well toned badasses whose only desire is to hack off your head.

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claws'll come AND RUIN YOUR WHINY [censored] DAY SNEAK THIEF.

Skyrim: "Make a quick buck before Christmas" DLC out now*

*Available on PC and PS3 Feburary 2012

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:36 pm

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No.

yes! the main boss dragon guy would be called the grinch, and you have the aid of a red-nosed dragon named rudolph!
and santa could be a ass-kicking badass nord [censored] with rippling muscles, and YSMIR'S BEARD

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:14 am

yes! the main boss dragon guy would be called the grinch, and you have the aid of a red-nosed dragon named rudolph!
and santa could be a ass-kicking badass nord [censored] with rippling muscles, and YSMIR'S BEARD

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No.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:47 am

Alduin is Santa, I thought everybody new that. :smile:

Bringing fiery destrution and eating your kids at a supermarket near you!

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:19 pm

Alduin is Santa, I thought everybody new that. :smile:

soo...if i spoiler santa's invasion does that mean im on teh naughty list?

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:56 pm

Alduin is Santa, I thought everybody new that. :smile:

then by extension, santa is akatosh?

MOTHER OF GOD

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:52 am

Alduin is Santa, I thought everybody new that. :smile:

You don't get a lump of coal if you're naughty, you get a fireball to the face!

and then teabagged.