A friend of me with no account here made this

http://astralromance.com/oblivion/var/albums/Rook/Other-Crap/12%20Days%20of%20Syrim%20Ver2.JPG?m=1324519040

On the first day of
Christmas,
my Skyrim gave me
an arrow in the knee!

On the second day of
Christmas,
my Skyrim gave me
Two wooly Mammoths,
And an arrow in the knee!

Got to log in to see it chief.

Yeah you're right, that's weird... Let me fix that for you.

Bump for Christmas.

Why bump it if you didn't fix the log-in issue?

Three hags a cackling

My rendition:

Twleve useless items
Eleven elves a bleeding
Ten Septim bed rental
Nine Fed-Ex quests from the Companions
Eight disease carrying skeevers
Seven scrolls of Fireball
Six potions of True Shot

FIVE DRAGUR DISARMS IN A ROW !!!

Four lazy Jarl's
Three black soul gems
Two broken quests

And a dragon fight that nearly killed me!

Brilliant!

Ho Ho Ho its Skyrim Mo-Fo!
Come now sing with me,
So excited you might wee,
Skyrim Christmas he he he.

I'll take your arrow in the knee!
You'll take my axe to the head,
I'll wake up in wee,
You'll wake up dead.

On The Seven Days Of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A Pereguine Falcon and an arrow to the knee,
A sweetroll, armor and a beanie hat,
A set of ebony gauntlets all shiny and black.

I didn't sleep that night waiting for Santa to come,
I wet the bed that's what I had done,
At Christmas time Skyrim is the place to be,
I always wake up in a puddle of wee.

With a Ho Ho and a Silent Night,
A little dragon fight I'll be feeling alright,
Turkey's on the table as big as a cow,
We celebrate Crimbo I'll tell thee how.