An ode to skyrim novels

Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:18 am

An ode to one of the lesser known books in Skyrim, "The Lusty Argonian Maid"...look it up!

I closed the front door and hung up my cloak, a feeling of comfort my home did evoke.
The day had been long, the work had been rough; but the pay, it was good,the gold was enough.
I breathed a big sigh, a sigh of relief; the day was all done, and now i could sleep.
I put down my lamp and blew out the light; the dark of my house gave me no fright.
I stopped and i listened for a familiar sound; but strangely the snoring of my wife wasn't found.
"Oh just relax" i thought in my head, "as always, she's there, lying in bed."
I opened the door and looked 'round the room; the light of the moon cut right through the gloom.
My wife...she was gone, where could she be? At an hour as such...nearly past three!
I stood in the bedroom, lost in despair, when i heard a sharp noise cut right through the air.
"My wife, it must be!" I thought to myself; i followed the sound, "She may need my help!"
Her cries, they grew louder as i neared the spare room; I ran, quite too fast, and tripped on a broom.
Cursing, i hurried, and burst through the door! But the sight i beheld....i dropped to the floor.
My wife i had found, oh yes, that was true; our neighbor, however, he was there, too.
The Redguard had froze, his face filled with shock; my wife gave a cry, "Why didn't you knock?!"
My heart, it was torn, when i found on this day, that I'd married the lusty Argonian maid.
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:26 pm

Nice read:)

: insert spear polishing joke here:
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:17 am

LOL this is great.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:56 am

I was utterly shocked when finding this book in game...seems as though a writer had a..romantic impulse or something....
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