so i've been married for about a month now to an amazing woman from whiterun. from the moment she asked for a mammoth tusk, i fell in love. oh my beautiful ysolda. after we were married, we moved to solitude much to her delight. she loves the radiant raiment. happily ever after to ensue.

recently, i haven't been home as much as i'd like due to work and dragon slaying. she seems distant and very upset that i'm not around very often. i try to talk, but all she'll do is cook. (calms her down i guess) we have yet to consummate our marriage, and i'm worried.

is there a marriage counselor anywhere in tamriel? i love my wife, and don't want to kill her.

oh well. at least i'm not still in my oblivion days. i don't know how many times i accidentally got feilatio from a gay elf. embarrassing.

Alrighty then...

rofl

Procreation is outlawed in Skyrim. But even with that law one wonders where the children are coming from.

As for your distant relationship.. Why bother with petty talk? True men show there love by killing other men and creatures alike. Tis the Nord way.

I recommend Dinya Balu in Riften (Temple of Mara) for counseling. Send a courier at once ... mention you'll pay whatever Septims are needed ...

think they accept flawless gems?

The secret cloning spell.