So I've realized something, people who have no degree in complaining, complain... about the dumbest things.
Like... how you shot a level 21 bandit bandit in the foot... and he died. Congratulations! He's perfectly dead ain't he? Why be upset about a good thing? Look what I'm trying to say is... you can't have your cake and eat it... at the same time. If you have a major problem like the fact you can't advance forward into the game's main quest, yeah, that's complain worthy.
Thousands of people worked their (pardon my french) asses off for years to help make a great game so people like you and me could kick back, relax and enjoy it a little bit. So why complain about subtle little things like a floating apple in a room you'll probably never go back into anyways?
I just had to get that off my chest y'all. Thanks for listening. I'm sorry if I offended anyone (you'll get over it poor baby, just kiddin')
I'm not upset at anyone in particular, just the majority of the gaming community as a whole. (NOT EVERYONE)
See y'all
-Colt

I can't have my cake and eat it? D:

everyone else has said it, i was hoping for something wacky and original

Something along these lines is said only a few times every day, thank you for this original and enlightening post, I see everything so differently now.

People have been saying what you're saying and quite frankly it has grown to be uninteresting/not funny.

You didn't say much, but what you did say has been said many times. The repetition of your point is second only to people [censored]ing about minutea.

So ... tempting. I ... must ... resist ...

The cake is a lie.

I'm complaining about people who complain about people who complain

such can be applied to a disturbing amount of the content of this forum