If Skyrim was real, who and where would you most want to vis

Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:19 am

So if we suspend disbelief for purposes of this topic and assume that Skyrim is fact not fiction, and that you could actually go to Skyrim on Planet Nirn, who in the game would you most like to meet in person, and which location, be it a town, cave, ruin, mine, castle, fort would you most like to go and see for real?

I'd like to do a tour of Whiterun Hold, including the windmills and bridges outside the main gates, the residential area inside the gates, Jorrvaskr the Companions HQ, Belethors general goods store, Warmaidens, Temple of Kynareth and the majestic Dragonsreach to see how accurate the game has portrayed these places, or possibly how different they might actually be from the game. Seeing the huge wooden dragon trap at the Great Porch would be awesome. Alternatively, seeing one of the imposing daedric shrines such as shrine of Azura or Boethia would be amazing as well as spine chilling.


I think meeting Esbern would be very interesting. He seems to be something of an academic who could share some very entertaining stories over a cup or two of mead. Seems like a nice friendly fella too.

You can also name one enemy you'd like to see for real. I'd be interested to see a giant strolling with his mammoths. Imagine seeing a real giant. I'd also like to aggravate him from a safe distance, just to see if he really clubs the floor and growls like in the game. :biggrin:
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:50 am

First thing I'd do is go to Markarth and try to hook up with Hroki. Then, I'd head over to Windhelm (hopefully before the butcher starts all of his nonsense) and hook up with that chick Susanna "The Wicked" who is usually stirring the pot in the Inn there. Those chicks are both so smoking hot. My first order of business would definitely be to "hit" both of those.

After banging both Hiroki and Susanna, I'd head over to Whiterun and knock all the sh*t off the walls and all over the floor in Belethor's store. That guy just annoys me.

Then, I'd go to the Hag's Cure to try bang Muiri. Got a problem Muiri? I'd solve it for you. :)
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:20 am

First thing I'd do is go to Markarth and try to hook up with Hroki. Then, I'd head over to Windhelm (hopefully before the butcher starts all of his nonsense) and hook up with that chick Susanna "The Wicked" who is usually stirring the pot in the Inn there. Those chicks are both so smoking hot. My first order of business would definitely be to "hit" both of those.

After banging both Hiroki and Susanna, I'd head over to Whiterun and knock all the sh*t off the walls and all over the floor in Belethor's store. That guy just annoys me.

Then, I'd go to the Hag's Cure to try bang Muiri. Got a problem Muiri? I'd solve it for you. :smile:

By the sounds of it, you'd better hope belethors sells skeever skin condems and a potion of fortify banging. What about that milf Maven Blackbriar, won't you hit on her? :D
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:24 am

By the sounds of it, you'd better hope belethors sells skeever skin condems and a potion of fortify banging. What about that milf Maven Blackbriar, won't you hit on her? :biggrin:

Maven is hot, but I think she's been around the block quite a few times with some of the undesirables in Riften. I'll have to put some Chaurus Chitlin or dragon scale condems before banging her. I'll be sure to have Muiri make up a nice batch of fortify banging and fortify stamina potions before getting busy though.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:25 am

Do I get to be the Dragonborn? If not, the first thing I'd visit is someplace that isn't riven by civil war and randomly raided by Dragons.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:27 am

haven't visited Rift yet

i will go anywhere except freezen places like winterhold, windhelm, dawnstar.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:23 pm

I'd want to see Elisif - she's so cute. ...and Muiri, too...adorable.

Then I'd pretty much do what I do in the game: kick the $*** out of all the a-holes. :lol:
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:04 pm

I'd visit the Blue Palace right away. Make friends with Elisif. Hope she lets me stay.

.. It seems most safe and hygienic.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:24 pm

The Rift. All those Aspen trees, the wonderful autumnal colors, the streams and waterfalls...I would gladly live there in real life if I could.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:22 pm

The Rift. All those Aspen trees, the wonderful autumnal colors, the streams and waterfalls...I would gladly live there in real life if I could.

I DO live there IRL.... a place very similar - mountains, lots of trees, flowing water, beautiful colors in the fall. Yep, The Rift is my very favorite place in game, and I would probably gravitate there immediately if offered the opportunity.

As far as WHO to visit.... Paarthurnax.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:36 pm

The Dark Brotherhood before it gets [censored] by the Imperials. Just so I can go crazy over Babette. Kawaiii
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Elizabeth Falvey
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:20 am

4 words- sylgja in shor's stone :)
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:30 am

I belive that I would visit Paathenax (Spelling?) and move to either solitude or riften.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:39 am

I'd want to visit Makarth. I love mountains and waterfalls, and we dont have those in suburban Chicago.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:29 am

I'd settle down in whiterun and hook up that that redgaurd women who betrayed her country.
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Harry Hearing
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:07 pm

Get married to Balimund!
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:56 am

I'd want to venture through the Reach. Maybe visit some ancient Nord ruin. Concerning the person to visit, who else but Paarthurnax? Unless you get to say hello to Alduin without the risk of having your heading munched off. Or the Khajiit trading caravan of Whiterun, so I get to stare at the trading Khajiit's smile forever and ever ... :3
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:46 am

Paarthurnax and Odahviing.
And I'll get the chaps at the College to teach me some magic.
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