Are the Imperials corrupt, or just stupid?

Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:48 pm

I did the main questline for the Imperials. I am the hero of the Empire! I was walking by some lady's farm and saw a Stormcloak going against an Imperial. I didn't want to get involved since I've gotten my share of blood, so I just watched. I noticed the Imperial was taking a beating, and went down. So I whipped out my Healing Hands spell and started healing him. He got back on his feet and came back. After a few more bits of healing, he killed the Stormcloak. I wait for a few hours because I needed to talk to the farm owner. I wait about three hours. When I come to, the very same guard is all "OMGWTF WHO DID THIS??!?" he then proceeds and forcegreets me and asks if I did this, or if I saw what happened. I told him no, I didn't know what happened. So he keeps patrolling around the body all inquisitive-like.

Seriously, what's up with that? You killed the guy, idiot! I helped you kill him, remember???
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Scott Clemmons
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:16 pm

Both.
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Emmie Cate
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:49 pm

Both but a little bit more corrupt over stupid.
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Heather beauchamp
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:47 pm

Maybe your healing spell gave him short term memory loss?
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Jade Payton
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:00 am

Haha what an hilarious tale! Unfortunately their A.I. minds aren't very bright...

/hint @ Bethesda
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Alyce Argabright
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:23 am

A.I. = Artificial Idiots.
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Claire Vaux
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:48 pm

you chose the wrong side. imperials have been known to be the dumbest people on nirn, also very corrupt in some cases, but dont worry if you were fooled at first they are great con artists (dispite being total idiots, go figure :shrug:). nords are known to have arrow problems but that is nothign compared to imperials
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Petr Jordy Zugar
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:15 am

They drink milk...what dou you expect? :biggrin:
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Vicky Keeler
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:54 am

He just had a short memory is all >.>
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:20 am

I did the main questline for the Imperials. I am the hero of the Empire! I was walking by some lady's farm and saw a Stormcloak going against an Imperial. I didn't want to get involved since I've gotten my share of blood, so I just watched. I noticed the Imperial was taking a beating, and went down. So I whipped out my Healing Hands spell and started healing him. He got back on his feet and came back. After a few more bits of healing, he killed the Stormcloak. I wait for a few hours because I needed to talk to the farm owner. I wait about three hours. When I come to, the very same guard is all "OMGWTF WHO DID THIS??!?" he then proceeds and forcegreets me and asks if I did this, or if I saw what happened. I told him no, I didn't know what happened. So he keeps patrolling around the body all inquisitive-like.

Seriously, what's up with that? You killed the guy, idiot! I helped you kill him, remember???

Piss-poor coding job for the aftermath. Had you helped the Imperial fight the Stormcloak, you would have also gotten a bounty for your trouble.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:06 pm

imperialsim doesnt have thhe best track record in real life. its not surprising its not doing so well in tamriel either.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:18 am

That really has nothing to do with'the imperials its just the b
Dumb ai but I hate the imperials anyway,they are crumbling and plan to bring down skyrim with them.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:47 am

What do you mean?
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