A Khajiit, a Nord and an Argonian........

Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:04 am

No-one laughs at old jokes, re-worded a bit to make it Skyrimy. Guess I'll just delete it then.
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Angela Woods
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:50 pm

This joke is old with a splash of ES paint on it, and not appropriate for the boards.

But it is still funny.
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WTW
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:29 pm

that is super old I already heard that joke a thousand times...
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Chris BEvan
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:39 pm

Dat is sum fun stuff rite der.
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Jimmie Allen
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:23 pm

You know, technically the Argonian still has a fairly decent chance since they don't have much in the way of facial expressions... /nerdoff
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Tiffany Castillo
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:26 pm

You know, technically the Argonian still has a fairly decent chance since they don't have much in the way of facial expressions... /nerdoff
That was funnier than the joke =D
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Leah
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:34 am

This joke is so old, I bet the romans already heard it a thousand times.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:03 am

A Khajiit, an Argonian, and an Altmer walk into a bar in Windhelm.

"Get out," says the bartender.
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Mélida Brunet
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:55 pm

Wasn't there a quest about an entertainer so bad the Dark Brotherhood had to hold a contest to choose the guy who wanted him dead most?
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Amy Gibson
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:05 pm

A Khajiit, an Argonian, and an Altmer walk into a bar in Windhelm.

"Get out," says the bartender.
So much funnier than the joke in the OP, because it's actually relevant to the game. Although Dunmer might have worked a bit better, just because the first thing you see in Windhelm is a Dunmer getting harassed.
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Laura Wilson
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:21 am

A Khajiit, an Argonian, and an Altmer walk into a bar in Windhelm.

"Get out," says the bartender
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Actually laughed out loud at work. Well played.
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Cool Man Sam
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:27 am

HAHA LOL
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