Much later while travelling the wilderness, a Guard from nowhere runs up to us, "You committed a crminal act. Come with me to jail or die!" Or words to that effect.
"I`m afraid not," I say.
"Then die!"
He`s on his own in the middle of nowhere. My Follower, Lydia and I start smacking his face in. I stun him with my SHOUT then chop and slice with my two-handed sword.
The guard is overwhelmed and falls to the floor. he huffs and puffs. Lydia stops attacking. I think about leaving him and running, but he`ll just keep chasing so, sorry, he must die...
I SHOUT, stab him, chop, cut, kick bite... I step back exhausted....
He jumps up, "Twas merely a scratch! DIE!"
We batter him again to the ground. He crawls about, near death. I batter him over and over again. I stop. Two seconds later he`s up again-
"But we battered you with everything! You should be dead!" I cry.
"Nonsense! I felt nothing! Die, criminal!"
Ater about 10 minutes of this, I and Lydia decided to run away. But he caught us up again - "Pay 1000 fine or jail! What`s it to be?"
I put my hands up in resignation..
"Smart decision..." He says.
Yep, You can`t beat super unkillable Mr. guard.



