Lol, I've been playing a pure mage character for once, and have taken on the College of Winterhold tasks. Just before then, I acquired Lydia as a follower. Last night, I had her sit in a chair in my "dorm room" at the college. The next morning I ran around talking to various people, updating and acquiring new quests. Passing back through I stopped at the room and Lydia was standing there. So I looked past her and J'zargo was sitting in her chair.

After talking to him to see what he wanted, he got up, and I told Lydia to sit down again. I sure wish I could say, "and keep this twerp out of here! I only have one chair. One! He has two in his room. Probably stole one, or got it from Enthir. At any rate, protect my territory!" Lydia, sweet roll that she is, will never be the assertive type... unless provoked! I was tempted, with J'zargo in the way of the chair when I was trying to tell her to sit down, to simply tell her to "attack J'zargo".

Lol, it got better! Once dismissed, Lydia must've picked up on my hate for Ancano and attacked him! Poor thing, stupid "brain trust" there backed him. I shot J'zargo dead, which really upset things. Fast times at Winterhold High!

Do you always begin paragraphs with "lol"?

lol, no, as any search will reveal.

What is your freakin' point lol?!

I just used jzargo to strenghthen my ebony blade xD

lol, he didnt start the second one with 'lol'. lol

Lolz!!!! This just made my day XD


Poor J'zargo

J'zargo was practicing Frostbite in the Hall of the Elements and I stood in front of him for a few seconds, and took some damage. When Jenassa saw what J'zargo was doing, she flipped out and killed him.

Poor J'zargo, that crazy cat always dies on every file I have.

j'zargo is such a crazy and funny Khajiit

Something really funny happened to me and him on my second account

So yeah....
I was doing some.. Secret chest business in Dawnstar.. And then suddenly a trol came and attacked us...
As usual J'zaego is first to charge into the battle between the troll, the caravan Khajiits and me... I erm sort of accidently hit Kharjo and ge sort of started to attack me.. J'zargo turned his back on the troll and attacked all the caravan khajiits. Then Kharjo started chasing J'zargo around like crazy lolz!!! On the way J'zargo killed all the caravan khajiits and then a guard killed the crazy Kharjo... I just stood there wode eted and watched all the madness..
Ofcourse i reloaded the game because all the caravan khajiits erm.. Sort of died.. And without them i cant do any secret chest business...
As soon as i reloaded the game the troll appeared and yeah the fight started again.. bUT things were different.. There were no crazy Kharjo chasing after J'zargo or the other caravan khajiits trying to kill me.. We all killed the troll and everything was okay. XD


*sigh* J'zargo always gets himself or me in trouble lol
Why does he have to always charge first?! Lol.