My evil dunmer vampire assassin, went on a killing spree in Whiterun at night. I killed piles of guards, sneaking up on them and slashing their throats. I killed some named npcs too, one of them being the blacksmith's wife. The next morning I went to sell all the armor and weapons I looted from their bodies, and the blacksmith tells me, "I ought to smash you in your face for what you have done!", and then he says, "what can I get you?". I laughed so hard my sides hurt.

Funniest moment for me so far was when a salmon jumped out of the water at me and made me jump :/ haha

I laughed when I was attacked by a group of hired thugs. After I killed them I read the bounty letter and the person who had hired the hit was Dorthe, the little girl from Riverwood! (Alvor the Blacksmiths daughter). She did it because I stole something from their house a few days before. Fancy that, a little 8 year old girl taking out a bounty to have you killed! lol

Also laughed when I was talking to Jarl Elisif of Solitude one time (the wife of the murdered High King) and she suddenly says to me "It's a fine day with you around", I was like, your husband has only been dead two weeks and you're flirting with me!

I just had mine a few momments ago I like to roll with dead thralls then I was about to kill my dead thrall to enchant his armor and he says "release me" scared me alot

My funniest moment yet was when a theif stepped out onto the road and tried to get me to hand over my money. I said "I'd rather die!" and then exited the dialouge, and as he was drawing his weapon to fight me he said: "safe travels."

I stumbled upon a dragon burial site where one of the named dragons started attacking. This just happened right when a nobleman on his horse with his (Imperial) guard happened by at the same time. The dragon attacked and the guard joined the fray. Well, while hacking away at the dragon, I unintentionally hit the guard a few times and he started attacking me and the nobleman kept riding around scared on his horse. During all of this this, I got interrupted by some fugitive asking me to help him get away from being hunted by the person he stole something from, I gave my answer and he threatened me if I said anything. Well, I killed the dragon and the guard was still at it with me and I killed him. Then the hunter, who was the one who had his item stolen, stopped to ask me if I saw anyone recently, but he became an enemy too, I guess maybe because he is on the Imperial side. But, he didn't engage me as he was asking me about seeing anyone (I guess the guy who stole from him) . Meanwhile, my companion, Lydia, is slicing his back side while he was chatting me up, and before I can give an answer, she grabs his neck in a finishing move and rams her sword through him to his death. He didn't even fight her while he was asking about the thief, it was too funny.

Just got done fighting 2 dragons and most of the population of Dawnstar in an epic battle. The last enemy dropped 1 second before I did. I was backed up along the water to help preventing them from flanking me too much and as the last guy died a slaughterfish bit me and killed me.

Haha, that's rich! My funniest moment was this: I just walked into a stormcloak camp when a dragon appeared. The soldiers began to help, but since I was an extremely powerful mage I took the dragon out before they could do much. Afterwards, the Stormcloak captain walked up to me and said "Here's what I can spare." I assumed he was offering me some weapons and supplies for helping them with their dragon epidemic since I had been forced into the conversation. I noticed his equipment was very high level such as enchanted glass bows and ebony swords and what not. I jumped with excitement as I took it all to go sell it to Lucan at the Riverwood Trader. I sold some equipment, waited 48 hours, sold more equipment, waited 48 hours and so on. After I had done so, I saved my game and walked outside to check how much gold I had made. I then realized that I went from 15,000 gold to 2,000. At first I was confused, but then I realized... I bought that equipment. I had low speech so I sold it for 1/3 of the original price. I was so pissed off that I started over not realizing that I would've found much more money later. Now I look back on it and it's pretty hilarious lol. That was 2 days ago and now I'm RPing a thief.

Dragon bites it in the main square of Solitude. One of the "wonderful" $#*$ kids runs under its skeleton. I mistakenly talked to her and she asked if I'd been at Helgen...then says,
"So dragons are real?" You have got to be kidding me, kid...you're standing under a skeleton of a DRAGON.

Funniest for me is when a horse decides to randomly fall out of the sky and land 15 feet in front of me. Epic WTF moment!

My funniest moment yet was actually three moments, I was trying to kill an unnamed dragon in Rorikstead and three times in a row i would shoot at the dragon and it would turn its head, causing my arrow to miss and hit a guard. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, GOD DAMMIT! *throw controller*