The Most Difficult Prison Escape (spoilers)

Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:19 am

This is a story of the most difficuly prison escape ever. Contains spoilers for the Embassy mission.


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At level 18 and not far into the main quest line, the Embassy mission was the hardest thus far. I'm a decent sneak and have Hide Boots of Sneaking, but I hadn't practiced sneaking past guards in tight quarters. This led to me being killed and reloading my save maybe 30 times.

Finally, I got to the prison cell, freed the waitress who kindly caused the distraction allowing me to slip away, freed the informant, and saw my Wood Elf friend escorted in by guards. When the guards quickly killed the prisoners in a pathetic unfair fight, I decided that I had to get them all to safety. Little did I realize just how hard this would be.

It only took a few save reloads before I managed to kill the guards without them killing my three companions. That waitress always wanted to jump into the fight, so ultimately I FUS-ROH her into the cell and closed the door to hold her back. Elvric (or whatever his name is) was lucky he didn't have to tangle with her.

Then we entered the escape cave only to find a Frost Troll waiting to eat us. Again, my foolishly brave escapees thought they could punch the troll to death. Countless save reloads ensued while I tried to usher them the short 30 feet to the cave exit without being killed. I tried killing the troll before they rushed in, tried scaring it away from them, I even used Kyne's Peace to calm it, but the prisoners (especially that waitress) kept provoking it with puny punches. Finally, on the the peoples' AI glitched, causing them to wait on the ledge as I killed the troll.

Phew, we finally saw daylight. But the waitresses question of "What will I do now?" was quickly answered by red dots on my compass. We fight for our survival, of course. I heard an Argonian jeering at me while I frantically checked on my companions, seeing them running in all directions. Decideding the Wood Elf was most important to the story, I began chasing after him. With him 30 feet ahead I assumed he was safe... until a fireball shot from the sky and incinerated him.

The guards weren't kidding when they said "darn dragons could swoop down at any time." Amazed by my bad luck, I watched my three companions being burned and eaten, along with the bandits, by a surprisingly ill-placed random dragon attack. It took yet another 10 save reloads before I finally beat the dragon without it killing any of my companions. At least that's what I hoped. I didn't see their dead, burnt bodies lying about, so they must have escaped safely. I can only wish them the best, that they don't encounter a bear, sabre cat, or those surprisingly offensive mud crabs.

As I caught my breath standing near my slain dragon (lying near slain bandits, by a cave with a slain frost troll, below a jail with slain guards), wouldn't you believe that a lone mercenary approached me. After exclaiming that he "wouldn't have believed a dragon attack if he hadn't seen it", he told me he was off to take care of some "trouble ahead". When I intimidated him for the information, you think he'd realize I was not to be messed with considering the heap of dead bodies I was standing on top of. Nope, he had to make my bad day even worse by brandishing his great sword, which soon was lying on the ground next to his lifeless body. After what I'd been through, you don't pick a fight with me.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, it does, and does again, and does yet again. Safe travels.
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Ross
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:24 am

:thanks: for a lively re-telling of a great tale! I can appreciate your diligence in assuring your companion's safety! :D Awesome story and you told it so well. You are very entertaining! LOL :D
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Charity Hughes
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:02 pm

Did this same scenario happen to everyone? Sure, the guards and frost troll, I can expect. But the bandits and dragon outside the cave? I was surprised that they were there every time I reloaded the save (autosave upon exiting the cave). Did everyone see that dragon? Ha, I thought it was just my exceptional bad luck.

Still, it was hysterical to see that truly random mercenary, then stomp on him.
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Lily Something
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:04 am

Yeah I get caught up in similar circumstances sin these kinds of games. Everyone always seems extremely suicidal. As for the dragon and bandits I never seen them.
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Tha King o Geekz
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:24 am

How the heck does all that happen? I just ask the drunk to make a scene and he does, and I sneak out of the room. I didn't know there was anyone else you could even talk to.
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:28 am

There must be multiple solutions to this:
[spoilers]I overheard the rich man hitting on the waitress, so I talked to him. Since my character is a woman, he asked me to talk to the waitress to convince her to be with him. I did, and she said to tell him to get lost. I did, and he caused a big scene saying "Get this wench out of my sight!" Later, in the dungeon, she's there locked in a cell. After I freed her, she was so mad about the whole affair that she tried to pick a fight with everyone on the way out - guards, frost trolls, and even the dragon itself. Man, I wish I had that screen shot of her raising a fist to punch the dragon.[/spoilers]
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:47 am

Interesting. I'll have to try something different next time.

I find it odd that this quest is doable at all if you already finished the Civil War quests for the Stormcloaks.
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Trey Johnson
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:21 am

Razelan is awesome! If you listen to what he says, it's pretty funny. I'd love to buy him another Colovian brandy.
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