So.

Here I am. Working my butt off. Saving all of Skyrim. Finding lots of valuable treasures. Buying us a nice house, nice clothes, good food, stamina potions ( Not that we use them D:) and upon every return to the household I ask a simple question of 'Has the store made any money today?"

To which my husband replies;

"Of course it has my love, would you expect any less of me? Here, this is your half." *receives a lump sum of 100 clinky clinky coins.*

...What?

100 coins? Are you freakin' serious! Pretty sure you made more money than that...seeing as I just purchased a potion off of you and saw that you had over a thousand bucks!

I don't know about this guys. First he's not sleeping in the same bed as me...and now he's withholding money D: Maybe it's time for a trip to the woods...

Anyone else having marital problems?

Nice story! Thanks for that, it made me laugh!

That is awesome, but in your husbands defense he is sharing profit with you, not gold out of the til. He still needs money to buy stuff you know, however I worry that marrying Ysolda was a mistake. After comming back to Solitude from the Throat of the World... with my mind still swirlling after a long converstaion with Parthunaax... I found her sleeping in Jordis' room. Why are all the pretty Nord women lisbians... LOL.

Be happy that your husband is not coming to bed wearing a full suit of armor. I dumped my last wife for personal hygiene problems

Hahah, Jordis > Lydia in my oppinion.

He isn't buying anything! Where's all this crap that he's supposedly buying? He won't even make me a home cooked meal ]:

P.S: he has a little ****

Haha, no forsworn armor for you?