i did not know this but apparently running and jumping can cause you to die instantly and looking around my apartment, there are wrapped and soiled linens everywhere...

I have no idea what you are talking about.

He's saying his life is THAT bad, that he needs to imagine its like Skyrim, except he cant find the bugs.

I do indeed hear it's true that jumping off even an 8 foot cliff can break your legs.

not true. my acrobat skill is at 50. i'm good.

I'll just ignore the cliff and call my dragon to fly me away to whatever city I need to go to.