Why is it impossible to marry the ultimate lover in Skyrim?

Post » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:37 am

I do not want to say too much, but Haelga in Rifton is probably the most kinky lover you can discover in the world of Skyrim. Just find out more about her yourselves and you will agree with me.

I know that I can force her into marriage via console,but I don't want to get a buggy marriage. What a shame...:-( .
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Carys
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:04 pm

Horker tusk. Gross...
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Heather Dawson
 
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Post » Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:57 am

Because the sixiset woman on earth is always the one you can't marry. It's the law of gravity, Einstein.
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jess hughes
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:07 pm

She is a [censored]. Do you really want a [censored] wife?
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Mylizards Dot com
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:36 pm

She really doesn't seem like the marrying type, to be diplomatic about it.

It's a fact of life that if someone's been changing partners constantly in the past, I'll be safe to say that they won't be staying with you either for too long.

a buggy marriage.

Which is literally what you would get by marrying someone who's slept with everything that moves.
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Rebecca Dosch
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:58 pm

Just reading this thread makes me want to go and scrub my hands clean. That woman is..foul.. I dont see how you could not want that generic woman who lives in Markarth with the impressively low cut and dangerously tight top that's filled to the brim..
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:34 pm

Just reading this thread makes me want to go and scrub my hands clean. That woman is..foul.. I dont see how you could not want that generic woman who lives in Markarth with the impressively low cut and dangerously tight top that's filled to the brim..

Who are you talking about?
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Enny Labinjo
 
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Post » Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:47 am



Who are you talking about?

Hroki I guess. She's nice, but not marriable.

OT: No thanks, Haelga is a [censored].
'nuff said.
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Bethany Watkin
 
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Post » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:55 am

Who are you talking about?
I think he's talking about Hroki at the Inn.
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Brooks Hardison
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:19 pm

It's time fo the hot coffee mod
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мistrєss
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:00 pm

Because you don't marry people like Haelga. That's like marrying a stripper.
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Daniel Lozano
 
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Post » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:58 am

Because you don't marry people like Haelga. That's like marrying a stripper.

Worse. A stripper can at least give some show. :P
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