Please bear with me as this may be written in a manner that is not exactly reader friendly (I'm not very good at writing simplistically).

1. While either following or guiding people in Skyrim, for whatever reason, it has been noticed that they walk just a bit too fast and run just a bit too slow. With this in mind, it makes it slightly unnerving to be walking behind someone and every ten steps they decide to turn around to see if you are still there simply to end up having to wait for them to turn back around and continue. If you are guiding them, you, in turn, must wait for them to catch up to you.

2. Open pathways with the occasional large rock or brick sticking up has a tendancy to completely and utterly stop any forward momentum a character has built up, causing them to run in place until a desirable direction around the unseen obstacle can be achieved. This has a tendancy to happen around slopes and stair cases such as the hike to Hrothgar or even going up to Dragons Reach. I have even encountered this miniscule immovable object on flat ground.

3. The engaging in the quest-based bar fight can sometimes lead to a full-fledged bar brawl ending in the imprisionment of a character simply for accidentally punching some nimwit who decided to wander in too close to combat. It has been observed on many accounts that during such fights of egotism a patron of the inn will inadvertantly step too close to the desired target, effectively pushing them out of the way and taking the brunt of a punch to the face instead.

4. While waiting in front of a place of patronage, e.g. a general tradesman's shop or blacksmithing boutique, I have noticed that I am somehow unable to have my character sit on the ground and rest his legs. While I'm unsure if my character simply prefers standing or is only able to sit in chairs or upon benches, it seems to me that the effectiveness of the bending of his knees is only capable of allowing him to walk, run, or sprint. It simply boggles the mind that my character is unable to sit on a flat, level surface.

Last, but certainly not least...

5. It has come to my attention that Chickens are impassable obstacles on pathways. These miniscule little creatures mock every attempt to pass them as they stand in the middle of the road basically mocking my character with its insignificant size, but mammoth stature. As this small-bodied creature struts around, effectively blocking my path, I must quickly change the direction of momentum of my character and bypass this seemingly insignificant obstacle.

Thank you for reading, and I hope you actually laughed.


(Note: This is not intended to be a serious post, but simply more of an attempt at my dry humor.)