Gettin' bored in Skyrim?Post all the funny things you can ac : V

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:41 am

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» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:50 am

i fus roh dah'd a bandit off the top of a tower and over a waterfall

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:43 pm

I miss Brahmin tipping from Fallout.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:15 pm

I suppose the only funny thing I did by mistake was when I put paralyse poison on my sword and swung at this Witch.

The witch vanished and I hit my Follower instead, killing her. She fell to the floor dead, but still frozen in a sword strike mode.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:20 pm

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Earthquakes aren't funny. :confused:

You follower dying, then getting reanimated by an NPC and becoming another NPC's follower? The irony has layers of deliciousness.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:28 pm

Yesterday I dropped a flawless amethyst on the floor in the pub in Riften. Mjoll the Lioness and old man snow-shod both went for it and ended up getting in a fight over it. Mjoll's friend joined in the fight and Snow-Shod didn't stand a chance. I got all the loot off his body AND took my amethyst back. I'm going to try this in some other populated locations now

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:05 pm

Run by a kid with all your clothes off....

Spoiler

"You're naked!"

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:07 pm

I'm a bit of a wanderer, been solo questing without guilds for several weeks and starting to get a little bored. Then I had one of the most interesting gamiong days ever.

Spoiler

I took up a guy's offer of a drinking contest in my local tavern. I passed out, woke up in another town half the map away with no recollection. Got a lead on the guy's whereabouts (yet another village) and was on my way out when I stopped an attempted murder in the street. This enravelled me in a local conspiracy that culminated in being arrested, joining a prison break and watching a citywide riot ensue between the guards and the escapees. After walking away from the mess I'd been involved in, a guy outside the gates sells me a dog - an effin' dog! Me and my new pooch make our way to said village to find the guy I want has moved on but in order to get info I have to rescue a goat - an effin' goat - that I allegedly sold to a giant while intoxicxated. On the way to do that now. Such silliness and random laughs have restored my faith in the game.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:27 pm

I'm a bit of a wanderer, been solo questing without guilds for several weeks and starting to get a little bored. Then I had one of the most interesting gamiong days ever.

yeah I enjoyed this part as well. :biggrin:

Spoiler

how did you retrieve the goat? The giant kept clubbing me out into the sky like a baseball. Ha . .... Tonight I will try to drink an invisible potion and just take the goat whilst invisible, and/or become urethral. (i'm at low level, most probably why I cant kill the giant)
looking forward to your answer

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:21 pm

Lure people into bear traps, especially if theres a wall in front of the direction they run too after you've alerted them.

"What was that?"
*Triggers trap*
"Ugh!"
*Slams face first into wall*
Bandit's friend "Must have been my imagination"
Rinse and repeat.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:36 pm

Lure people into bear traps, especially if theres a wall in front of the direction they run too after you've alerted them.

"What was that?"
*Triggers trap*
"Ugh!"
*Slams face first into wall*
Bandit's friend "Must have been my imagination"
Rinse and repeat.

This, especially if you make your own trap area with moveable bear traps ha.

If your bored, then save > massacre solitude > reload. Just for the hell of it.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:08 am

The other night I was bored so I stripped completely down, gathered up a bunch of stuff to sell, and went fast traveling to various towns. At first nothing happened but then in about the 4th town, the comments started:

You're going to freeze like that!
You may want to put some clothes on.
I don't think it's a good idea for you to be naked.
Why are you naked?
You're uhhh...best not to speak of it.

The most exciting bit was hitting Dawnstar (I think) just in time for a dragon attack. Fortunately I still had some mismatched junk gear in my inventory to sell that I could wear and have a high enough destruction skill that I wasn't fried alive.