So since Dovakhiin in Lore terms is literally Chuck Norris. I wouldn't mind doing the same list like the one of "Chuck Norris facts"

1- Dovakhiin doesn't sleep, he waits.

2- Dovakhiin disrecpected the law, and won.

3- Dovakhiin doesn't need to search dragons to kill, they come to him.

4- Dovakhiin doesn't need to read a book. He just need to pick it to know i'ts informations.

5- Dovakhiin isn't good with arrows, his arrows just know better than to miss.

Edit: Feel free to post your own.

6- Dovakhiin doesn't have nightmares. Vaermina dreams of him.

7- if you can do it, Dovakhiin can do it better.

8- When Dovakhiin swings a Sword, Kynareth blens.

9- Dovakhiin never gives up, he takes up.

10- The only word that rhymes with Alduin is Dovakhiin

1) Dovakiin doesn't sleep. Period.

2) I once reached level 87 in Skyrim, 82 is easy (no, really)

3) Well... yeah, they kinda do.

4) ???

5) LOL

Yeah the 4th one was ridiculous... I'm editing.