So, I was joking around with some buddies at work, and I have now decided that my next Skyrim character will be a Breton Archer with a maxed out weight slider...

Named Gaston.

He will be a massive jerk to everyone, but especially the "Beasts," i.e. Orcs, Argonians, and Khajiit. And, he will pester every pretty girl he sees non-stop.

What about you guys? Any funny ideas you would like to share?

My Orc eats your Breton's head alive and his pretty girls' heads too.

Q'iam

Khajiit

Distant cousin of M'aiq, likes his skooma and moon sugar, runs from everything, sports a fu man chu stache.

My female Breton used to be an exotic dancer in Cheydinall. But she didn't like the elves that moved in, not only did she find them arrogant, they were really poor tippers too. So she decided to split. She got caught on the way to Solitude when her caravan got ambushed and she got arrested. After the dragon attacked and almost getting her head chopped off she is seriously on a mission. She will fist fight any guy who will take her on, and her aggression levels are sky high. She has the lady stone, wears a lot of leather and likes to wield a sword. Basically, she has become "one of the boys". Drinking, swearing, gambling, fighting.

Unfortunately my blue argonian squirtle will not be making a return in skyrim, since i can't get a blue skin tone. Maybe i will make Bulbasaur instead.

Mad khajiit jester (too much skooma messed up his brain). Loves pranks and causing trouble, such as casting Frenzy in crowded places such as inns, leaving runes in the middle of roads, and raising dead chickens to serve his diabolical schemes.

My new character is a redguard bard with the blues.

He was born under a bad sign, he can't read nor write, and he's chased all over the place by folk that want to lynch him
He only has a few pennies to his name, and he plays at the crossroads in hope of getting fame.
His name is dirty down low howling wolf dog and I've invested 20 hours in him so far.

Yeah, I'm thinking about making a hoarder. Gonna fill up Breezehome with all the worthless junk and ruined books I can find.

My guy's a Dwemer researcher; whenever I can, I try and delve into Dwarven Ruins and fill my home with all the random Dwemer crap I can find. I also get by largely by smithing Dwarven items for local merchants, in Markarth of course

I am thinking about maxing out pickpocket and planting heavy helms on every Npc in the game.

Fund it! Then post pictures!