I will leave this thread up for a bit, as it is really off topic to Skyrim but I just wanted to share this. But, I wonder if the game was inspired by this, or this was inspired by the game.
That's funny. It also says to keep away from your cat...... but every cat I've ever had (almost ten in my whole life) is smart enough to get exactly where it wanted.
My wife got one for our daughter. A light red (dark pink) one. The batteries are dead now but there is a single tap, double tap and triple tap command.