Future Skyrim DLC to Include Guns! : V

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:44 am

Bethesda was toying with the idea of including guns in a future Skyrim DLC, but ultimately decided against it. Apparently, taking a bullet to the knee is much more detrimental to an NPC's health than taking an arrow to the knee

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:29 am

Do you have a source for this info, by chance?

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:21 pm

Well true or not I`m glad they didn`t.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:41 am

Unless you have a reliable source I call bs; they refuse to put xbows in but considered guns? Come on...

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:49 am

That is really reaching for another use of the arrow/knee thing.

As for guns in Skyrim: I hope this never happens. If the time is brought to a more appropriate era then maybe it wouldn't be so bad, but I like the era that these things exist in and I like the game without guns.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:38 am

I'm pretty sure this is intended as a joke guys

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:17 am

If you had read through all the constantly repeating 'do you want guns in Skyrim?' threads last year, you would find that joke even more unfunny.

[And anyway, from Jokes, by Butha Sunhous, a Daggerfall book :

"Why was the Sentinel army so useless during the War of Betony?
The cannons were too heavy, so all three garbage scows sunk."

So guns are already in TES, and have been for years, just no one seems to use them.]

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:12 pm

Clever

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:01 am

Damn we want guns. I want a multi-missile launcher then we could full on win harder-er-est. Beth should look into this or they will fail at getting a market.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:19 am

If you had read through all the constantly repeating 'do you want guns in Skyrim?' threads last year, you would find that joke even more unfunny.

[And anyway, from Jokes, by Butha Sunhous, a Daggerfall book :

"Why was the Sentinel army so useless during the War of Betony?
The cannons were too heavy, so all three garbage scows sunk."

So guns are already in TES, and have been for years, just no one seems to use them.]

Well if it`s a crap joke that`s 2 minutes of my life wasted. Thanks OP.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:25 pm

Nice baiting thread title there.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:07 am

multi barreled rocket launcher? Try dual casting fireballs with your bass turned up. "BOOM - That's how we roll 'ere".

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:59 pm

please a mod change the title or something...

if they really did allow guns like glocks, ak's ect... well i'd break my skyrim disk, scratch it, smash it more with a hammer, pee on it and leave it outside for 2 months, then wait till im really wasted and puke all over it.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:28 pm

please a mod change the title or something...

if they really did allow guns like glocks, ak's ect... well i'd break my skyrim disk, scratch it, smash it more with a hammer, pee on it and leave it outside for 2 months, then wait till im really wasted and puke all over it.

But you would still win harder! lol

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:45 pm

I thought it may have had something to do with Dwemmer designs and such. I am surprised to not read any books about Dwemmen rifles and cannons and such.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:18 pm

I'd settle for a bolt to the knee over a bullet.. or would I

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:41 am

Simply said, Skyrim is a Elder Scroll game not a fallout game.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:04 pm

Hell no! Keep your guns out of my Elder Scrolls!

..but bring back crossbows...

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:27 pm

Bethesda was toying with the idea of including guns in a future Skyrim DLC, but ultimately decided against it. Apparently, taking a bullet to the knee is much more detrimental to an NPC's health than taking an arrow to the knee

Then perhaps you should change your thread title to reflect their decision.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:08 am

Well true or not I`m glad they didn`t.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:21 am

Wuut?

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:47 pm

We have enough legitimate threads on the Game Jam. We don't need misinformation threads too.