I can drink a cellar's worth of alcohol and not feel a bit woozy.
I drink skooma like water and feel neither withdrawl nor addiction.
I can pick a field of flowers, then eat all at once, without illness.
I can eat antlers, without pain.
I can steal everything in your house, and fit it in my back pocket. (or somewhere you don't want to know)
I can speak the language of dragons, but cannot form a sentence.
If I walk by you, you will say something really annoying.
I can stand in place, up to 24 hours at once, without even flinching.
Such is my power, instead of challenging me, even a dragon will just go kill the nearest goat.
I go into ancient Nord ruins without fear, and steal all their dead's valuables.
I put buckets over heads, and steal without fear of reprisal.
My clothes and armor really do make me a better person.
I only need sleep for the rested bonus.
I neither need nor have use for food.
My PC console can make you look hot.
My PC console solves all world problems.
Such is my aura, those around may be randomly launched into the air, or dropped from the sky.
I can freeze time, drink potions, read as many books as I care, use dragonsouls, sort my favorites, take out the trash, eat lunch... and... kill you all within seconds. (In game)
I am a master of exploitation.
If I'm bored with you I will save the moment for later.
If you kill me, I will be back before you know it. (once I finish loading...)
I can do a few good deeds, and then take almost anything you've got.
My “creation kit” will change your world!

I AM.... DRAGONBORN!!!!!

Ok.

I don't know about you, but I always get a stomach ache when I eat a whole field full of flowers.

Op been at teh weed again.

Don't be so sure.
Maybe I AM dragonborn, and i just don't know it yet...

I used to be a dragonborn like you (and a legate of the imperial army, leader of the thieves guild, mage college, companions and dark brotherhood, thane of 2 holds in skyrim, and killer of every [censored] forsworn in the Reach) until i took an arrow to the knee.

I am Dragonborn, too. Maybe we three should form a Death Metal band, and call it 'The 3 Dragonborns' :S

Yeah!!!! Our first album would be "FUS-RO-DAH for METAL"!

eh, not many get my sense of humor lol. Ah well, I had to do something until my medications kicked in.

Having your entire audience flung backwards and knocked off their feet from your awesomeness might seem cool at first, but then you'd have to settle a lot of lawsuits...

I know who you really are, HAIL SITHIS!


Oh, and this is what happens to you when you try to read the Elder Scrolls too much. You've been warned.

True story bro, needs more arrows in the knee.

I guess Dovahkiin is a bit unusual able to do and feel all this stuff.

Congrats dude.