A dragon attacks a farmer, only to do friendly fire to the farmer, having The guards arrest you, go to jail because you left all your gold in your home, get out of jail only to find hired thugs come after you because you stole something from your wife. What's your bad day in skyrim?

someone stole your sweetroll

This one has bounty of One thousand gold pieces, all for chicken rustling.

My bad day was spending two hours trying to kill this spirit woman thing, jumping around, hidning, archering, shouting and still keeping your Follower alive. Finally killing all her minions and just as she starts swirling into defeat, the game crashes- wasting all that 2 hours of effort.

p.s. What`s a Turdas?

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Calendar

finish recruiting for the blades only to get one shot by an ancient Dragon.

Kill Alduin, only to be one hit by a frost troll...

"Oh noes, Alduin is back, the end is NIGH!"

Dude, screw Alduin there is about twenty frost trolls over there. I think the end time would hurt less!

Ah, a Tirdas.

thanks.

Tell this one why she hates Morndas?

You left your gold at home?...

(insert joke about buckets and chamberpots... and your house's lack thereof.)

This Khajiit poops in the neighbours garden, as has been the tradition for many lifetimes!