Weird Death Poses

Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:35 am

Sometimes this game just makes me laugh. I started taking pictures of some of the odd death poses people end up in. Here are some of my favorites. Do you have any?

Note these poses are exactly how they ended up without me moving them at all.

Sniper shot

http://i42.tinypic.com/287he80.jpg

An old dead witch (note I did loot her robe)

http://i43.tinypic.com/5e8m7t.jpg

A forsworn taking a break

http://i40.tinypic.com/msn95z.jpg
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Georgia Fullalove
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:27 pm

Brutal shots mate, I been waiting and saving up for a thread like this...

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2011-12-24_00012-1.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2011-12-24_00022.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2011-12-24_00035.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-12_00004.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-15_00004-1.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-15_00009.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-16_00009.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-25_00012.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-26_00011-1.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-28_00010.jpg
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:09 am

Opps, I have so many I missed a few..

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2011-12-22_00005.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2011-12-22_00007.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2011-12-22_00008.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2011-12-22_00010.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2011-12-22_00022.jpg
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:21 am

Brutal shots mate, I been waiting and saving up for a thread like this...

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2011-12-24_00012-1.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2011-12-24_00022.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2011-12-24_00035.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-12_00004.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-15_00004-1.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-15_00009.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-16_00009.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-25_00012.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-26_00011-1.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-28_00010.jpg

Those are all just priceless. :lmao: Especially the one with Roggvir, scared me out of my wits when I first saw his head... peeking.

I've had many unusual death poses, usually with wild animals. Sadly I don't have any shots. (I used to but I didn't back them up before my recent software update)
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:09 pm

Those are all just priceless. :lmao: Especially the one with Roggvir, scared me out of my wits when I first saw his head... peeking.

I've had many unusual death poses, usually with wild animals. Sadly I don't have any shots. (I used to but I didn't back them up before my recent software update)

I don't often get my paws dirty myself, being a hand2hand-sneak-mage-kitteh, I enchants my claws with Paralyse, so makes for some great poses!

Found another, Frost Troll was sitting with his back to me, I sneak/killed him, walked around the front only to see his DERP FACE!

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-28_00009.jpg
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:38 pm

Found another, Frost Troll was sitting with his back to me, I sneak/killed him, walked around the front only to see his DERP FACE!

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-28_00009.jpg

:biggrin: Goodness. He looks... friendly. Definitely not a term used to describe a dead troll, but darn, he really does.
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:04 am

:biggrin: Goodness. He looks... friendly. Definitely not a term used to describe a dead troll, but darn, he really does.

Yeah, he looks kinda sweet, for a troll with three eyes!?
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:36 pm

Brutal shots mate, I been waiting and saving up for a thread like this...

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2011-12-24_00012-1.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2011-12-24_00022.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2011-12-24_00035.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-12_00004.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-15_00004-1.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-15_00009.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-16_00009.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-25_00012.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-26_00011-1.jpg
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/Le_Fried/2012-02-28_00010.jpg
is that dead ulfric giving you head? :P

how'd you kill him and take his clothes? it must be a mod or console command
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:16 am

It's a pity I can't make screenshots on my PS3, otherwise I'd be able to contribute too. Paralyze is brilliant for things like this, I've had trolls just fall right on their face and fall down a cliff, and when you walk down to check them out they are still frozen and standing on their head, it's beautiful.
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:56 am

is that dead ulfric giving you head? :tongue:

how'd you kill him and take his clothes? it must be a mod or console command

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Nope, not a mod, this was my first unmodded play-through. You can kill him if you side with the Imperials. I guess he was just grateful? :tongue:

It's a pity I can't make screenshots on my PS3, otherwise I'd be able to contribute too. Paralyze is brilliant for things like this, I've had trolls just fall right on their face and fall down a cliff, and when you walk down to check them out they are still frozen and standing on their head, it's beautiful.

It never fails to make me let out a lol!
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:31 pm

I need to start taking these myself.
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:17 pm

Brutal shots mate, I been waiting and saving up for a thread like this...

...


LOL. Love them.
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:05 pm

Been waiting for a thread like this! I'll post mine when I get home.
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:24 am

I had a bear that I killed on steep road... once dead it just decided to slide down the the hill for about 2 minutes :D
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:30 am

I had a bear that I killed on steep road... once dead it just decided to slide down the the hill for about 2 minutes :biggrin:

What's really sad is when your character is chasing it down the hill trying to grab it's pelt. Dang I've done that more than once.
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:31 am

What's really sad is when your character is chasing it down the hill trying to grab it's pelt. Dang I've done that more than once.

I died doing that for a measly wolf pelt. Yeah I reloaded.
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:44 pm

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056584953/screenshot/469735153832763960?tab=public

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056584953/screenshot/469737148392381839?tab=all

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056584953/screenshot/469737148392384426/?tab=all

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056584953/screenshot/469737148392387294/?tab=all
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:22 pm

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056584953/screenshot/469735153832763960?tab=public

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056584953/screenshot/469737148392381839?tab=all

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056584953/screenshot/469737148392384426/?tab=all

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056584953/screenshot/469737148392387294/?tab=all

:biggrin: Epic, especially the last two. Is that Marcurio(spelling?) on the last shot, by the way?
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:04 am



:biggrin: Epic, especially the last two. Is that Marcurio(spelling?) on the last shot, by the way?

No, just one of the mercenaries at Goldenglow.
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:02 pm

Now that is an arrow placement to ensure a life time of only only guard duty!
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:32 am

I had a lot of these types of shots, which I started calling "[censored] shots" for more or less obvious reasons: [img]http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/8809/raqeshot.jpg[/img]
Now that I have the Improved Ragdoll Effects mod installed has this gone down and the death poses are more believable. I did not like all the funny and weird poses. They still do happen, but not as much as before.
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