» Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:42 am Just imaging roaming Skyrim when a giant friendly chicken approaches you and starts talking (like Barbas!). He/she/robot says that all it's eggs we're stolen by bandits and needs your help. Then together you assault the bandit camp and lay waste to the scums, eventually finding a huge golden egg and bunches of smaller white ones. If you eat an egg near the chicken, it goes beserk!!!
Also, the attack of the chicken. Tired of seeing their kinsmen fried, boiled, and grilled, mega chickens assault Solitude in force. The guards need your help in driving back the attack.
Chicken vs dragon. A scarred chicken you find injured requests your help to fix his wing. You get some mammoth cheese(known for bitterness yet healing powers) and some wild flowers and make a paste that you heal the wing with. He tells you an evil dragin attacked and requests your help in getting revenge. He then heads you chicken grenades that blinds the dragin if thrown in the face. You eventually kill te dragon, say good bye to the chicken, and go separate ways.
Kool-aid chicken. Sir Mix-a-lot request some of the finest koolaid you can make. You collect 30 red flowers and wine and make red cool aid. Then he requests chicken, enough to feed his party. You go hunt a big ass chicken and harvest the meat. Then you go share some with a giant, fry it at their massive Bon fires, and return to mix-a-lot for a party. Royal guests Squire Soulja boy, Royal Knight Three fiddy scent, bob, and a few others enjoy a meal with you, granting you a perk. Ahem...
The country chicken. Jim bob junior out near rorikstead needs your help! Tem cluckin Ben scarin off his cattle! His advice,"fight fire with fire, or was it chicken? Zoinks!". You gather Jim bob's cluckin chickens and join them to assault the big cluckin chickens that never stop cluckin. You and your small gang of feathers stop the big ones and restore order to the galax-er rorikstead. Tem goods shootin partner!
Dat shady chicken. "Hey psssst BAAWWK! Want some skooma BAAAWK?" a new mega chicken moved in riften. He normally stays in a spot down near the docks mindin his business, but lately a lot of fols been getting high off their skooma...and well, havin skooma!!! Skooma operations were shut down not to long ago, so who could be starting it back up? Shady chicken just move into town. You need to investigate him and his shady operation under the jarls order. You instantly tell the chickens a skooma drug dealer from his big eyes and paranoid BAAAAWKING!
The Chickenborn. Born with the body of the chicken since the 9 divines got drunk and high one night, you have been placed in the body of a mortal chicken with a curse! Everybody treat you like a chicken, and even try to eat you! You need to get someone to accept you for who you are and kiss you to break the spell. Travel to Whiterun and find Nazeem and develop a relationship with Dat guy. Then when he kisses you, slaughter him and all who treated you like a chicken. Den travel to high chickengar, and speak to dah wise hens to complete your training as Chickenborn. Bawk Bawwwk BAAAAAAAWK!!!
Don't get drunk, or this happens^^^
