A Guide to being a Skyrim Jerk

Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:17 am

Okay so this really isn't that detailed and I won't have a wall of text. I just wanted to get everyone's ideas on being a jerk in Skyrim.

My character Rashir has always been an oppurtunistic character. He's an assassin and pety thief, though he's always been more of a murder than he has been a thief. I actuall despised the thiefs guild, but I did it because I liked the Nightingale armor and wanted it. Every time they would tell Rashir this isn't the dark brotherhood, this isn't the dark brotherhood. I think Rashir is going to get annoyed at some point and kill the whole darn thieves guild.

Well anway I figured out that Rashir is a bit of a jerk too. So I decided that I would help these people clear Forsworn from their mine. But Rashir decided to take a look in a house closest to the mine and take any money he could find. And then when he did clear the mine, he noticed the mine's ores were gold. And so now he's busy depleting all their ores in the mine.

What does your character do that makes thema jerk in Skyrim?
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NIloufar Emporio
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:48 pm

Ehurm
I plunder random people i encounter during my adventures,Mercenaries,Imperials,Noble men. etc.
I joined the dark brotherhood just too
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Murder the emperor
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Jeneene Hunte
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:25 pm

Stord, lol.

Actually reminds me. Recently Rashir missed a Radiant Quest. A guy was sitting on a road some bandits had taken over his carriage, but I had already taken care of the bandits and plundered what they plundered. Then I go unto the right road where the guy was suppose to come up to me. He takes me to the place that I plunder and then goes unto attacking me. I died. Still mad, my second time I just snuck behind the guy and sliced his neck with my dagger.
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Emmi Coolahan
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:00 pm

Hehe,Amazing.
And also,i hate those npcs calling me milk drinker x) Those get to taste my axe too.
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Eve(G)
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:33 pm

I plunder their cabbage and stuff. Who needs food?
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Philip Lyon
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:41 pm

I plunder their cabbage and stuff. Who needs food?

lol. Only the dragonborn needs food.
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Hayley Bristow
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:10 am

ran around whiterun, bought all the food, stole 99% of every food, ingredient, goat, cow dung etc etc anything edible, then ran around the outskirts of whiterun picking cabbages etc, and then dump em all IN THE RIVER.
Save file + 1.5mb :P
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Flash
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:48 pm

ran around whiterun, bought all the food, stole 99% of every food, ingredient, goat, cow dung etc etc anything edible, then ran around the outskirts of whiterun picking cabbages etc, and then dump em all IN THE RIVER.
Save file + 1.5mb :tongue:

And let me guess everyone in Whiterun is still alive?
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Yama Pi
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:14 pm

Ate a child's mother in front of her. Namira's Ring for the win.
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Lawrence Armijo
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:17 am

Ate a child's mother in front of her. Namira's Ring for the win.

Really? That's hilarious.
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Ronald
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:23 am

I like to sneak into peoples houses and wreck up the place. I shout at tables and bookcases and send things flying.
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Amy Melissa
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:45 pm

Fenix gets upset at things, and when he gets upset, he yells. Well, back in the day, in Morrowind, that wasn't such an issue. Now that he has Shouts, though.. people get hurt by accident. And things get thrown around rooms a lot.

And yes, I do roleplay his temper, lol, even when I know it's gonna be a pain to get out of a situation it creates. It's fun.
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Matt Bee
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:28 am

If I loot a house/shop I always trash it up.
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Sammykins
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:43 am

Fenix gets upset at things, and when he gets upset, he yells. Well, back in the day, in Morrowind, that wasn't such an issue. Now that he has Shouts, though.. people get hurt by accident. And things get thrown around rooms a lot.

And yes, I do roleplay his temper, lol, even when I know it's gonna be a pain to get out of a situation it creates. It's fun.

See all my main characters are different from the last.

-Sinclaire was my Oblivion Main Character. He was alalala sneaky. And he was a little different from Rashir more cut throat

-Malos was my Morrowind Main Character. He was also a sneak dark elf. And he was extremely tempermental and extremely rude.

-Rashir all though oppurtunistic he has more of a heart than my last characters. He's nice to children. Actually he felt killing that Orphan lady was the bets for the children.
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AnDres MeZa
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:20 pm

I sprint into people to interrupt their blabbering.
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brandon frier
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:43 am

Massicre entire villages from the face of the earth for no discernble reason. Oh wait, most people do that already.
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Music Show
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:57 pm

Pfft you guys got nothing, theres a Forumer on here who was so aggravated at those two High elves in Solitude, he would collect Meat, and every time he came to the city he'd Drop it in the shop, they'd get angry yelling at him but he just kept doing it until they were neck deep in meat. pure awesome.
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Laura Ellaby
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:52 am

Pfft you guys got nothing, theres a Forumer on here who was so aggravated at those two High elves in Solitude, he would collect Meat, and every time he came to the city he'd Drop it in the shop, they'd get angry yelling at him but he just kept doing it until they were neck deep in meat. pure awesome.

Really?
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:24 pm

I have a deficiency for roll playing evil things, or Jerky things o.o
Trying to Roll play my evil character only made me want to kill the Dark Brotherhood
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That's how I found out I could :D
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