Don't come onto the forums often, but fancy a quick browse every so often and haven't seen one of these in a while and some of the stories are quite chuckle worthy. I'll get the ball rolling.

There once was a lonely traveler, worn and cold,
Who slowly stumbled past broken stones of old.
There, she spies three wanderers, rich but gritty,
On their way to a wedding in a distant city.

Bored and mischievious, our traveler steps to the side,
She nods her head and sends her good wishes to the bride.
Their wanderers knew not that their path was tragic,
as our traveler breathed in, and thought up some magic.

The wife bolted upright, and clutched her ribcage,
she felt no pain, but was instead filled with rage.
She rolled up her sleeves, and took off her fur,
neither bodygaurd nor husband could stop her.

She stormed off and our traveler could just overhear,
a distant shout: "You never should have come here!"
Our traveler was confused she sprinted over for a look,
The wife in a giant camp, just over the brook.

The husband shouted her back, but the wife just refused,
She pulled her arm back, the giant stood amused.
Her punch was feeble but the insult was clear,
The giant turn now, his club switched onto "space" gear.

And so closes my tale, I've worn it to the bone.
What happened to the wife? Well that's not quite known.
After searching and looking, a body there was none,
although tales come back of her flyin over Whiterun.

EDIT: Bit of a rustle up with the rhyming

Glorious! I see that degree from the Solitude Bard's College is serving you well!

I don't talk about my new character since i gave him up yesterday i made new character so this will be hard but seeing i went to markarth straight away. ( i havent even been to riverwood yet) probably when i was doing that forsworn quest and i made a huge mob go outside and get pummeled by a nearby troll.

Great text Really!

Yesterday there was that time walking towards Ivarstead where I though "Well, I've killed everybody in the victinity, I think I can FINALLY transmute some stuff while I walk", then I see an IDIOT just in the middle of a fallen log acting as a bridge across a waterfall.

I didn't even bothered to kill him, just knocked him off with my shield until he fell down and died. One of the most satisfying kills I've ever had.

LOL
I have to give 10 awesome points just for bothering to write this as a poem.

I can't/won't do such things

I was going to post my own funny experience since I figured this was a collection thread, but after that I think I'll just give you kuddos and leave it there! I can't compete.

Delphine, during our initial meeting, winds up talking to me whilst leaning across a table showing off her cleavage, and asks "Don't you trust me? I already gave you the horn."

LOL. do you trust her?

probably the time I saw a giant fighting a saber cat. He trots over to the big kitty and BOOM -- CLUB SHOT and the cat goes flying into the air like a rocket

all I could imagine was hearing REEEAAAAOOH

the only thing funnier would have been seeing it plop to the ground like a big rolled up fur carpet

A little past the western watch town a dragon was being created by another. Believe it's a scripted event. Anyways the one dragon flys away and the new one flys up ready for battle. This one had a name. Well lucky for me the dragon decided to attack the nearby two giants walking around. Just say that dragon was killed in short order very fast, I just sit and and enjoyed the fight. Once the giants left I ran up and got my soul and bones.

Another dragon story. I got a job from the companions to kill a criminal. Anyways I fast travel to a location near where the marker is at. When I arrive I hear the dragon music and look up and it's a blood dragon so I start battling it along with lydia and barbas. Well luckily he liked barbas more and would fly down and attempt to roast him. Barbas would lead him down the road a bit and I would run up and hack and slash him when he landed to attempt to burn up the dog. Anyways after about 3 times of doing this he landed near the meadery I think and I see a guy run over and start attacking the dragon. I was still bit away and just thought it was a guard so I run up and start hacking on the dragon and the guy turns away from the dragon and attacks me. It was that criminal I was suppose to kill. Luckily on the 2nd hit the kill cam comes on and he's done and also luckily the dragon was almost done at that point and he goes down in short order. Funny this was pretty far away from the marker on the map. Neat on how things in skyrim can come together.