After I killed a dragon in riverwood. The little girl Dorthe says "in all my years I've never seen such a thing" and I'm like what??? Of course not your like 9 or 10 years old! What are some funny quotes you've heard after killing a dragon?

a guard asked if that was a dragon after seeing the corpse once.... im thinking why hello there captain obvious

*Bones of dragon lying in front of a guard*

"My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard Duty!"

The NPC's are so stupid I usually run off before they start talking so I don't have to hear their moronic comments. The NPC comments are the one thing I really can't stand about this game. I usually run through towns so their comments won't trigger.

I prefer have talking npc, even if they are repetitive, rather than mute npc.

Grown-ups say that too. Even if it's the fifth or seventh dragonsoul they've seen me absorb. Hello amnesia.

The thing when guards stand there and complain about their cousin fighting dragons, after killing a dragon.

I've seen the weird line Dorthe says. She's a child! At least keep the lines to the people they fit!

When you kill a dragon in front of people you repeatedly fought dragons with or in front of. And they act like it's the first time.

The asking if it's a dragon when they just killed it with you.

General stupidity.

When the guards comment on your least advanced magic school. Nearly every time.
Walked past a guard, he says something about alteration. I was like, I've got 20 in that and at least 30 in everything else, WTH?!

One once told me not to set things on fire while weilding healing and a sword.

Did the sword have a flaming enchantment?

It might have had.

Then that's why.