Quite possibly the most funny thing ever... : V

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:01 pm

1. Start a new game.
2. Select a male altmer with max weight.
3. ????
4. Profit!

Seriously though, I couldn't help laughing when I saw how out of place this is.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:04 am

Your post makes no sense to me.....

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:28 pm

I don't get it....

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:56 pm

Maybe you could post a screenshot.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:02 pm

If I could I would.

I just thought it was funny seeing an incredibly bony faced altmer with muscles bigger than an Orc as well as being taller than everybody else. Seems sort of strange, no?

Perhaps I shouldn't post under the effects of sleep deprivation, but whatever.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:27 pm

This thread doesn't deliver.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:48 pm

I created my first Altmer last night.
The height is just laughable. Especially when i was supposed to be a sneaky illusionist...

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:54 pm

Hooray! I'm not alone!

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:01 pm

wow, we have very different interpretations of the word "funny"

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:09 pm

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:43 pm

When I made my mage I was quite surprised by his hieght, I could see his 'overgrow-beef-cake' body being humorous. :banana:

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:04 pm

Dunno man... I find Scrubs to be a lot funnier than this.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:17 pm

I created my first Altmer last night.
The height is just laughable. Especially when i was supposed to be a sneaky illusionist...

The weird thing with almters in skyrim is that you are tall in third person,But in first person you are not D:

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:44 am

If I could I would.

I just thought it was funny seeing an incredibly bony faced altmer with muscles bigger than an Orc as well as being taller than everybody else. Seems sort of strange, no?

Perhaps I shouldn't post under the effects of sleep deprivation, but whatever.

I remember seeing a screenshot of a Bosmer whose gaunt face compared with his bulky muscles looked strange--as if someone stuck the head on the wrong body.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:14 am

My Altmer is actually quite well built. He's a mage, but when it comes down to it at the end of the day, he believes that not only the mind must be sharp, but also the body.

He's not a huge beefcake, but it doesn't really look out of place - Or at least not on my mage as his features are rather broad instead of being hawk-like. :shrug:

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:27 pm

The weird thing with almters in skyrim is that you are tall in third person,But in first person you are not D:

That's because the camera angle isn't set at your eyes, it is at your chest. That's why your hands appear to be in front of your face in 3rd person. At least that's what I keep telling myself.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:44 pm

can I have my interest back?

because you stole it with this misleading title...

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I was all excited for another fart mod..

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:13 pm

I was all excited for another fart mod..

^ Do want

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:44 pm

Dunno man... I find Scrubs to be a lot funnier than this.

I find *actual* scrubs, with blood and stuff smeared over them, to be a lot funnier than this.