» Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:23 am
I liked Oblivion's approach to dead bodies.
Guard: "Stop right there criminal scum, you've violated my mother"-oops, too much Gamer poop. "the law!"
Criminal: You'll never catch me!"
Guard: "Then pay with your blood!"
Guard battalion: ~Shoots 500 arrows into the criminal~
Criminal: "Gah!"
Guard battalion: ~Slashes at the criminal 500 more times with blades~
Guardsman: ~Kneals down~ "Oh my God....hes dead..."