What creatures/adversaries would you like to see in Skyrim as a mod just for the lulz and epicness?

There is no limit to your imagination here in this thread, it is meant to be rediculously unrealistic but something you would just love to experience! I will start just for you to start exercising your imagination and to generate some troll lulz in your warped mind!

Imagine walking across the plains of Whiterun and seeing this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7rfWPbEufo#t=1m58s

Bring 'em on! My Dovah will beat them!

Now your turn.

(I give 2/1 odds this thread will fail )